Are you tired of the mundane day activities going wrong? Are you constantly harassed by unknown or over-bearing forces? Well then, we have the insurance for you!
Random Occurrence Insurance covers but is not limited to:
Air strikes
Pick axe injury
Bear attacks
Platypus absorption
Neck-based beatings
Massive facial spit ballage
Hemorrhoids
Cactus finger pricks( does not cover toes)
Cat clawings
Methane poisoning
haha andrew i love you! he's actually a pretty good actor! I couldn't help but laugh when you were blowing spit balls at him haha:) can't wait to see you guys at Christmas!!
PeanutGalleryFilms 2 years ago