harry potter remix

OMG I HAVE TO LYRICS TO THE SONGS W000T !!!!!

"Yo! I'm Ritchie Coote, super cute and daft, and I welcome you to Hogwarts school of Wizardry and Witchcraft.

And Im Michel Corner, kinda pudgy and dumb, were gonna tell you all about a wizard school, son.

Cause Hogwarts is the bomb, major school of magic, home to Harry Potter, whose life is so tragic.

Parents killed, forehead scared, livin with fat Muggles, man Voldemort gave Potter some struggles to juggle.

How dyou get to Hogwarts?

Dont dare catch the short bus; get Hogwarts express platform nine and three quarters.

But youve got to hit up the Diagon Alley. Bring your school list, check it twice and ya dilly dont dally.

We picked up Galleons at the Goblin bank, Gringotts,

To buy our magic sticks at Olivanders Wand Shop

Whats inside your wand?

Some unicorn lube. What you got in yours?

A leprechauns pube! Oh!

Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, Slytherin, drinkin pumpkin juice
and gin.

Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, Slytherin, let the Harry Potter
Rap begin.

The Sorting Hat, big ass feast, Dumbledore speaks. Nearly headless, Nick farted every student they freaked!

But startin school you gotsta sign up for some classes.

What you takin?

Divination, with that chick with big glasses.

Im takin Potions with that douche, Professor Snape.

Didnt he get a Dirty-Sanchez in Screechs sex tape? I read about that crap in last weeks Daily Prophet.

Oh that Rita Skeeter, Id skeet in her moffet.

Skeeter wrote about Hermione pumping Victor Krum.

Down by Hagrids hut?

No, with his Nimbus in her bum.

Oh that Hermione queefed a quaffle, whose clouds reek so awful. It smelled up Gryffindor common room like rotten, Greek falafel.

I heard Ronald Weasley was jealous as hell.

Dude, howd he find out?

From the odoriferous smelled.

Hermiones fillin out, but Cho Chang is hotter.

But whose done em both?

My man Harry Potter!

Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, Slytherin, drinkin pumpkin juice
and gin.

Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, Slytherin, let the Harry Potter
Rap begin.

Im a Dementor, I work at Azkaban. Who likes BJs and has two thumbs, that would be this guy.

Harry Potter is the man, Gryffindors top seeker. He wins more matches than Reeboks makes sneakers.

Of the Qudditch pitch he catches Snitches leaving witches in stitches teaching da bitches to unhitch their twitching twat itches.

Harry parked with Pansy Parkinson, he boned Susan Bones, snap hes the son'a bitch who makes Moaning Myrtle moan.

He got hot heads on the night bus till his cauldrons was leaky, the chick started to mumble he said Cho Changy, no speaky!

Did he do her?

Sure did, but she must eat lots of chowder, her Forbidden Forest was so huge he used Floo Powder.

The Dementors snuck up on Harry, they tried to de-soul him, he turned from Cho Chang and yelled Expecto Patronum!

So join us on his adventures, and grab your Marauders map.

Expect more magical journeys into the Harry Potter rap.

Put on your invisible cloaks, and shine up your brooms.

Cause there aint nothin better than a Hogsmeade trip on mushrooms!

Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, Slytherin, drinkin pumpkin juice
and gin.

Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, Slytherin, let the Harry Potter
Rap begin.

Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, Slytherin, drinkin pumpkin juice
and gin.

Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, Slytherin, let the Harry Potter
Rap begin.

Pour some out for Harry Potters parents."

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[pantherpooper]

PEOPLE PLEASE PM ME FOR THE LYRICS !!!

[pantherpooper]

ppl English comments (plus usa comments) comments would be fine ty i cannot understand

belldandy222 language no offense dude but plz comment and rate in English !!! safe =p

[pantherpooper]

????

[pantherpooper]

i try looking for it sorry but i cant fins it Mrstick16

[pantherpooper]

sorry i tryed looking for it but cant seem to find it :(

[pantherpooper]

i try to find it for you

[JulianusFlavius1]

11 people have leprechaun pubes in their wands

[mtndewwful]

i love it! lol so funny!!

[MrChocophile]

this is so ridiculously funny ...omg

[gustavo20202020]

THIS IS A RAP HAHHY POTTER NO REMIX

FAIL

[MisterSawParkour]

so gay, you really do not understand the movie

[BlueIce7BGB]

lol awsum

[sashasnow9]

that was really creative

[weatherman422]

WHAT THE HELL?

[Mgskillz6666]

This shit is funny as hell