"Alive And Well Is Not An Option" An Original Whedonverse Song

THIS SONG CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR ALL JOSS WHEDON SHOWS
(Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Firefly, and Dollhouse.)
You have been warned.

Lyrics (that also contain SPOILERS)
Chorus:
You can't be alive if you want to be happy
You can't be together if you want to be alive
You can't have a soul if you want to get laid
So don't smile if you want to survive

Wash was soaring like a leaf on the wind
But he wouldn't go another mile
He got a pole right in the gut
That'll teach him for daring to smile

Tara and Willow were getting past their troubles
And true love might have prevailed
But they were happy, and Warren had a gun
And so their 'ship, as they say, must sail

Bennett and Topher were fixing Caroline
And just when they getting along
They were kissing, and then bang, she was dead
Because for them to be in love would be wrong

Fred was finally where she belonged
She and Wesley were on their way
But she opened up a can of Sarcophagus worms
And so she couldn't stay

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Alive
• and
• Well
• is
• Not
• an
• Option
• Tally
• Deushane
• live2tivo
• ukulele
• original
• song
• Buffy
• Angel
• Dollhouse
• Firefly
• spoilers
• Joss
• Whedon

[filll5571]

Did you learn to play the Uke all by yourself or did you take lessons or something?

Also I really love everything Joss Whedon did. And you're right about that song ;P.

[live2tivo]

@filll5571 If you live in Atlanta, ukulele "lessons" are not much of an option. I taught myself.

[Spintown9]

I take it you've gotten complaints about spoilers in the past?

[live2tivo]

@Spintown9 Nope, but I'm kind of spoiler weary ever since I was spoiled for who killed Laura Palmer on Twin Peaks a decade before I started watching the show. I try very hard not to spoil HUGE things for people. (Deaths and whodunnits, specifically.)

[sciomni2008]

love those glasses....ebay them : )

[live2tivo]

@sciomni2008 Sell them? They're my newest pair.

[SINI1995]

I COULDNT LISTEN TO THE WHOLE SONG BECAUSE I LAUGHED TOO HARD AT YOU CANT HAVE A SOUL IF YOU WANT TO GET LAYED!

[facistdic]

that song is just as epic as that shirt is and, that's quite alot...

[DavidGunyon]

You are so damn talented! <3 I hope you make it big someday!

[EP28]

willow and tara saved my life that story line came out around the time i was coming out the closet

[WhichWitch]

You are cute and your song is too :) 

[thedemonhedgehog]

Brilliant song! So true.

[amandaonzeteo]

@Firefly5256 teefury.com

[amandaonzeteo]

1.) I have that shirt too! : )

2.) Awesome song!!!! And very true. I will be memorizing this song, and then singing it on a daily basis.

[Ghoulishblade]

I haven't heard a ukulele since my friend moved 2 years ago... I swear I've never seen him without the thing. Ah nostalgia.

[Echidna96]

@Firefly5256 Me too! :( But I love the song! And the shirt!