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Uploaded by on Sep 10, 2009

The edited version for the hard copy of the video is pretty wicked sick. I love my body!

Here is the original, original hard copy.

Dear Body,
Im pretty happy with your overall shape so thank the Lord. Arms, I dont know how I would express myself without you and you are very useful for extending the hands and fingers to grab that Starbucks cup. Hand and fingers, you separate me from other animals such as dogs and cats so I think that is pretty awesome. Right Hand, I favor you because you give me the ability to write all those beautiful handwritten notes in cursive even though I think you need to learn how to write better you are still my favorite. Poor forgotten left hand, Im glad I have you because with out you I wouldnt be able to type on the keyboard as fast as I can right now. I dont type fast at all but I do suppose that is more of the fingers fault. Fingers, shame on you for not typing fast enough. Bosoms, why cant you be bigger? Tummy, Im pretty happy with the way you are right now. Im glad that you do not expand to the extent where I cant wear a size four. I like being a size four. Legs, my trusty built in transportation. I dont know what Id do without you. Actually I do know what Id be doing with out but Im glad that I dont have to. Im sorry to my knees, all those sports in elementary really scarred you up. The scars are fading now, Im glad. Feet, I think you are pretty cool. Toes, Im glad that my second toe doe not go farther than my big toe. I find that funny looking but toes in general are funny. Smile, you inspire me. No really, my middle name is Joy because of you. Eyes, you are the perfect almond shape. Sometimes my eye lids dont look the way I want them to but over all you are pretty darn cool. You help me see, I need glasses but you still help me see. Teeth, Im sorry that I have a cavity on almost every thirty-two of you. I eat way too much junk. Im sorry belly for getting you upset from eating junk as well. Teeth, I have spent the most money on yousix plus years of braces, almost one thousand dollars worth of fillings since I was six and I need to get some kind of whitening because of all that coffee I use to drink. I feel the most guilt towards you my friends. Lips, you accompany my teeth in a smile and I think your shape is just the right shape. Nose, you do the wrinkle thing a lot and I think it is the cutest thing in the world so keep at it. Hair, I love you the mostdont tell the others, they will get jealous. You are strait and pretty. You give me the most compliments. I love you. I love all of my body; I am trying to keep all functions working.

Love,
Hya

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  • aw, its cute how youre happy with your body. more people should be like that :)

  • This is my favorite girl dear body!!

  • Ha!!! That was cool.

  • I could do it

  • Not enough people are happy enough to say this about themselves! you rock!! Everybody should take after your fine example and just stand in the mirror and start thanking every part of their body for how great it is to them!

  • i like ur boozums

  • what about the bum? very nice vid tho very nice body

  • aww...how nice =)

  • wheres Your ass ? WTF

  • wheres Your ass ? WTF

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