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The all the churches I've been to view me as what came from the rectum
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Its seems that chirstianity has become a joke and its true it has become one with all of the perversion that has come into it
I get why people make fun of the church its because the church is not what it used to be yet people dont seem to realize that the only reason why the world is in this condition is because of the own church Before when this country was founded the church was still stable and because of that nobody ever made fun of Jesus Chirst like this lets face it its our own fault
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Do people take these seriously or something? Looks that way from some of the comments
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That is awesome. Rectum? It nearly killed 'em.
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Jacob never paid tithes but he made a vow to God Gen. 28:20-22
does not ask for money but fruit and vegtables and meat. Deut. 12:6-7).
levites were the only ones were worthy to take T AND Offerings and the tithes were for the poor...not church building and getting more members to take money from them.Leviticus 27:30-33
GIVE WHAT YOU HAVE, NOT WHAT YOU DONT HAVE.(II Cor. 8:10-12, The Living Bible).
II Chronicles 31:5, 6, 12
So study the scriptures before you judge me.The old law is gone.
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I agree with the missing limb application...but try not to use the bathroom humor so the message can get across more effectively.
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haha, thats hilarious. we watched this in youth group last week
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Great stuff! Very funny
Sunday come togather, where? Go to church, where? Believers are the church. Sounds like a guy trying to build his kingdom with pew potatos. You don't have a clue about the Spitual church.
Pfsif 4 years ago 6
don't you remember that verse where Jesus tells everyone to attend church every Sunday? ;)
Religion is a cruel joke on the world. Satan is pretty clever
dragun39 3 years ago 5