Heaven is Boring:Atheism is fun

Have you read the Family Circus? I don't want to leer at children through a telescope on a cloud.

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[AtheistAaron]

"You know, Cassandra, from this height... you could really hock a loogie on someone." - Wayne Campbell

Oh, and Fuck Family Circus. They should kill that and the Mark Trail/Prince Whatshisface bullshit. That space could be used for The Boondocks, Get Your War On, or old Calvin and Hobbes strips. =0

[velcroFathoms]

heck yeah, I do like Notme though, and the other invisible folk

[HedgeTV]

You could have a contest to see who could spit on the most people, cuz from up there it'd be tough to aim well, cuz people would be moving, so you'd have to plan it real well, an more like spit where they're gonna be by the time yer spit gets there. I did the same thing with fish, an it was really hard, an they weren't even that far from me in heaven you'd be like even farther away than the Hubble telescope an I guess it'd be easier to spit on the Hubble telescope than on people on Earth even.

[velcroFathoms]

haha, that does sound a good measure fun, but can angels manifest mucas? It might be like aphantomloogie, or ecto-plasm

[HedgeTV]

As long as it's spit, I guess. But I mean, if they can look thru a spyglass...

[velcroFathoms]

lets consult Bil Keane, he's the guy with a dotted line trailing behind him

[Tuber77]

So if Heaven had all the console systems made in the future and past. And you could play them 24/7. It would be boring. If heaven had it so you could watch any movie from the past or future. It would be boring. If heaven had its so you can have sex with every hot woman who ever lived. It would be boring. If they horses poop hamburgers and pizza, It would be boring. Not religious, just saying..

[Crisshomes1]

Sir are you saying Bush is not intelligent?

Ahhh..nevermind,good day.

[stickman2012]

that is just a stereotype. i don't know where they heck u got that from? u learn that from a gay cartoon? ha! As I quote a song, Big House by Audio Adrenaline: "A big big yard where we can play football." Think of all the joys in your life: sports, music, cuisine, dancing, etc. You get to do that stuff in heaven. Any awesome thing u want with no sin, pain, sorrrow, to put you down. It's not some retard cloud and harp. Why not infact add guitar and bass?

[8977Phoenix]

@bakeralways God is fake. You have no evidence other than a primitive book which has more contradictions than a speech from George Bush. Jesus was just the only sane person from that time period, so everyone looked at him like a god.

[vcownzraptors]

as long as you can fuck in heaven IM GOOD lol

[bakeralways]

who said the grandpa and kids will be in heaven? the only to heaven is through Jesus christ and the way you desribe heaven is nothing close to it. this is sad i hope you change your ways. God created you and me he loves us thats why he sent his son to die so we could live forever instead of going to hell forever. i assure you that you will stand before God one day and then you will remember what i said theres still time!!

[Falcon6998]

You'd rather decay in the ground while your dead cold flesh is feasted on by pests? That's heartwarming... -.-

[Obelisk18]

the bible vaguely mentions heaven. It does, however, say you get to spend eternity with God and finally get to see him.

That being said, I'd say that heaven IS boring!

[gondorking86]

Maybe you should get your doctrine of heaven and hell from the Bible, rather than from the Family Circus. Heaven is awesome, hell sucks!

[meloveanna]

is there a class system in Heaven? If you die rich do you get a better cloud? What if you're famous? Everyone who ever died after you would never leave you alone! Can you fuck in Heaven? Do you mow your lawn? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU DO? It's such bullshit