Anal Cunt - I Sold Your Dog to A Chinese Restaraunt

An Anal Cunt song from the album "It Only Gets Worse" (1999)

LYRICS:
I Sold Your Dog To A Chinese Restaurant

I was on my way to turn in illegal aliens to the INS
And your stupid fucking dog was barking at me
It sounded like a singer from a gay death metal band
I wanted to kick it in the fucking face

[Chorus:]
I sold your dog to a Chinese restaurant [x4]

After I beat the fucking shit out of it
I wanted to throw it through your fucking window
But I needed money to buy some more whiskey
So I sold it to a Chinese restaurant

[Chorus]

Your family ordered a pu pu platter
You didn't know what you were eating
It was your fucking gay faithful dog
While you were at the restaurant I lit your house on fire

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[Joao Vaz]

Still a better love story than Twilight

[triggers71]

i just played this backwards and it sounded just the same.

[tararira73]

124 don't like chinnesse food

[Baz Mc]

This music touches me

[danin900]

I actually hate this band, but I guess I love their humor

[Gabe Ryan]

We can agree to disagree. 

[danin900]

technique is gay

like....everyone that exists or has existed

[Gabe Ryan]

Wow. Just goes to show if you scream like an idiot and make lyrics about messed up stuff you can play a gig with good bands like Pantera.

[danin900]

that's really the whole point of Anal Cunt

[4395tjh]

agreed, grindcore/noisecore, awesome!

[iKillZombies4fun115]

I was speaking for their sound rather then their lyrics. And yes they are influenced by Hardcore Punk, but for the most part, I would consider them satirical Grindcore.

[Gabe Ryan]

Worst band in the world. Hands down. Id rather bump Katy Perry than this. And believe me when I say I HATE Katy Perry