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Uploaded by on Oct 5, 2007

An Anal Cunt song from the album "It Only Gets Worse" (1999)

LYRICS:
I Sold Your Dog To A Chinese Restaurant

I was on my way to turn in illegal aliens to the INS
And your stupid fucking dog was barking at me
It sounded like a singer from a gay death metal band
I wanted to kick it in the fucking face

[Chorus:]
I sold your dog to a Chinese restaurant [x4]

After I beat the fucking shit out of it
I wanted to throw it through your fucking window
But I needed money to buy some more whiskey
So I sold it to a Chinese restaurant

[Chorus]

Your family ordered a pu pu platter
You didn't know what you were eating
It was your fucking gay faithful dog
While you were at the restaurant I lit your house on fire

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  • My favorite line was when he was all like wawa yadadada ya.

  • ... this has lyrics??

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  • yOU all neeD to Grow A fucken Heart and die. You shit STain superstar baby rapingG dog FelcHing Butt MuNCHer@!@!2!

  • i just played this backwards and it sounded just the same.

  • @porkadachop When will people learn comments like this are not funny at all?

  • Still a better love story than Twilight

  • i can help but laugh at the lyrics and song titles these guys make.

  • This guy must get punched in the throat before he "sings".

  • This is catchy as fuck.

  • I Googled "Best Band Ever".

    I guess I got what I deserved.

  • @PxUxSx noisegrind bro

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