George Carlin - Red Lights, Cops, and Tickets

George Carlin on how to deal with red lights and traffic tickets.
Circa 1988 - "What am I doing in New Jersey?"
RIP

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• george
• carlin
• driving
• cops
• police
• red
• lights
• tickets
• how
• to
• deal
• with

[arctyler]

5 people took his advice

[dzkeko]

@jenshu7 black people shouldnt take this advice

[ResuEmanA]

Love to see someone try this... Pigs would then come raid your house on suspicion of drugs, shoot your dog, cage you like an animal, put your "INNOCENT til proven guilty" ass in a cold box as long as possible. No phone call to tell your work you've been arrested under false allegations to keep you from losing your job and life. Your family only finding out where you are because they called the same Nazis to report a kidnapping, done by the same pigs you have to call to report this bullshit.

[TheAntihero1313]

You asshole in a hat!

[raeven1212]

That's my motto in traffic, cop didn't see it, I didn't do it

[bcmaledragon]

You asshole in a hat...Hey dont I pay your salary...LOL.

[786Raish]

...say "FUCK YOU and YOUR TICKET TOO!"

[BuffaloTPU]

I got a ticket today and I thought of this...

[NormacHC]

@arctyler 14 people took his advice.

[garci2k2]

"YOU ASSHOLE......IN A HAT!"

[TheLockon00]

@LiberatedMind1 I stop at the green lights, because my brother might be coming the other way.