AP Golf Writer: Tiger's Accident

AP golf writer Doug Ferguson discusses Tiger Woods' early morning one-car accident outside of his home. (Nov. 27)

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[VioletClub]

Uh huh. And she "freed" him from the SUV by smashing the *rear window* with a golf club.

Not the front windows or even the side passenger windows, so as to "free" him, but the *rear window* which would have required that he crawl OVER and between the seating to get out.

Yeah. That's believable.

[BlayneAndMaximus]

I smell DV

[addyawkitontheps3]

lions never cheat on their wives but a tiger does....

[dkkght46]

O.J. Woods.......ask the two squirrels high fivin

[Joseluissamaniego]

he was with a prostitute in a club drunk so what.. he has all the money of the world. so he can be with all prostitutes he wants... so what....

[franksierra9]

Blogger, you say Tiger is not stupid enough to cheat on his wife..... Remember that old joke that asks why dogs lick thier dicks....because they can! He'd never get any of the women if it werent for the money he makes. God gave him the golf talent, but that was all. Honestly, have you ever seen Tiger with his ball cap off?

[Brandespada]

I was about to say that golf is the most boring sport ever but it doesnt quite convey the idea. No, golf is the most boring job ever. No, no. Golf is the most boring human activity ever. Then I thought, why so much fuss around this guy. So I decided to look boredom in the face and check on the YouTube: the best golf shot ever. Guess who!? There is Tiger, 10 m from hole, green lawn, he looks, calculates and toc hits the ball, it rolls, rolls, and hole. Wow!!!!!!!!!

[Brandespada]

TIGER 2

Tiger, 10 m from hole, green lawn, he looks, calculates and toc hits the ball, it rolls, rolls, and hole. Wow!!!!!!!!! BEST GOLF SHOT EVER!! HAVE YOU EVER SEEN SOMETHING LIKE THIS!!!!!

Friday, 2:15 am, Tiger confesses to wife:

Tiger - "I think we've avoided a lot of media attention because we're kind of boring."

Wife What?

Tiger - "I think we've avoided a lot of media attention because we're kind of boring."

[Brandespada]

TIGER (3)...

T Forget this, youve made 1 BILLION DOLLARS and according to projections you can reach 6 BILLION!!!!!!

T - "I think we've avoided a lot of media attention because we're kind of boring."

Wife Tiger, talk to me, whats the matter?

T - "I think we've avoided a lot of media attention because we're kind of boring."

Wife Tiger, Tiger, sit down, Ill bring a tea

[Brandespada]

Tiger Eleven years hitting balls into holes, eleven years The tabloids say Im having an affair, you know its false. Im a role model, Im perfect, but Im fed up. Im FED UP, read my lips, I AM FED UP!!!!!!!!!! I need to do something exciting, I MUST do something

Wife Darling, where are you going????

TIGER (4 )....

Tiger Wheres my car key??? Tomorrow youll read something about me unrelated to winning a golf tournament!!!

[bloggerfl5486]

The National Enquirer also wrote that Ann Coulter is not a Transsexual Man, that Glenn Beck is not a Homosexual Man, and that Senator Larry Craig visited that Airport Bathroom stall to take a leak, Their only right half the time.. Tiger is not stupid enough to cheat on his wife..