#67: Lunge wildly at the Pope.

A woman assailed Pope Benedict XVI today, yanking him to the floor as he entered St Peters Basilica to celebrate Christmas Eve Mass.

Can't help but thinking attacking/lunging/freaking out the Pope might've been inspired by Bill Bailey, just to see what happens.

Part of Bill Bailey's top 50 (or 67) things to do before you die.

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Entertainment

Tags:

• bill bailey
• pope
• benedict
• lunge
• attack
• christmas

[myfairyking7]

i love the way people scream as though the worlds going to end

[RagdollPhysics]

lol why the fuck are people screaming?

[HandsomeNamed]

@EricAurumSkagg

No, it's an ambush so it's a reflex save for the pope to determine whether or not he's caught flat-footed.... haha

[EricAurumSkagg]

@QWieke Wouldn't a blunt physical attack such as this one require a fortitude save instead of a reflex save?

[QWieke]

@Barendsen2 Cleric's have the low reflex save progression and no need for dexterity thanks to their heavy armor proficiency, so failing your reflexe save would be perfectly acceptable.

Now if we assume the pope is a Monk and not a Cleric (plausable seeing as he doesn't wield any weapons, wear armor or casts spells) it would be a failure on his part.

[navidsonpuzzle]

10 xp received. The show must go on.

[Pazma1]

Scud Missile.

[Pazma1]

Grenade.

[Pazma1]

Too bad it wasn't a fucking bullet.

[Barendsen2]

Punch the pope in the face screaming: "You failed your reflex save! You suck as a Cleric!"

[Gooombla]

I hear she's training to be an astronaut now..

[Richierua]

@The1stPoster as opposed to "nutter"? I smell a strawman!