Guess what I've found! A Nintendo DS in a showbag!!!
Oh Crap! It's a fake! Mummy Mummy! This isn't right!
I indroduce you to the Neo Double Games system which
is a lame attempt at copying the Nintendo DS.
Watch as I show you it's 'amazing' games and capabilities . . .
Read this it's funny as!!! I copied the instructions that came with the console exactly! It's funny!
THE INSTRUCTIONS SAY:
Starting:
1) Make sure the unit is power off.
2)Each unit can carry LCD games .Plug the LCD game into the upper cabinet for playing or the lower cabinet for storage.
3)Switch on the unit and ready to play the game.
4)If the display is missing segment, it may be in mess programmed or the display in bad contact situation.
Press reset key to restart the system without turn off the unit.
5)If it is still missing segment; please turn off the unit then make sure the LCD game is well plug into the right position, To repeat the starting procedure again.
6)Switch on unit and ready to play the game. If the unit is in mess programmed by low batteries power or by replacing batteries; press reset key to restart the system when power on again.
7)If there is no pressing any keys about 3 minutes. The unit will power off.
8)Plug the earphone into the earphone jack for enjoying more exciting sound effect.
9)Tighten the handstrap with the handstrap ring for easier carrying.
How to play:
SOCCER
-The flashing soccer player is the one which for the player to control.
-Control your team players to offense and defense in the match. Using the two action keys + direction keys to block the ball from the opponent and go to shoot goal kick when you bring the ball in front of the opponent goalkeeper. (Press to hold your action key then to choose the direction for passing or shooting ball)
-Choose to change your team player as the goalkeeper and defense when the opponent team brings the ball in front of your goal.
-The match is about 3 minutes. (4 quarters represent the time on the top right corner)
-If the game is draw, using the B action key to start the PK shoot.
-The left top corner display the score in the batch. Left hand side score is for the player and the right hand side is for the opponent.
-Game speed will be automatically up for the next stage of the game.
STREET FIGHTER
-After switched on the unit, press UP/DOWN keys to select the game level (20 levels), then press B action key to confirm the game level.
-After selected and confirmed the game level, press A action key to choose the player's fighter on the left or the right side. After all, press start key to start the fight.
-Using the direction keys to the two action keys to fight in the match. Each match has 3 rounds, fight to win 2 rounds to get the goal.
-Long distance hit will be temporary stop when the fighter is power down. It will recover automatically in few seconds.
-When the time is up (60 seconds with be displayed and count down from the top middle), the fight is over.
Count the player's power lines to the left to win the game or to attack the opponent lose all the power lines.
-Game level will be automatically up for the next stage of the game.
SUBMARINE INVASION
-After switched on the unit press UP/DOWN keys to select the game level (9 levels), then press start key to play.
-The player needs to control the first coming out submarine in the game.
-Using direction keys to stay away from the attack by the opponents' air fighters/submarines/gunboats;
then to fight them back by pressing the two action keys for gaining more score in each stage of the game.
-Game level will be automatically up for the next stage of the game.
RACING CAR
-Use UP/DOWN keys to choose the 1~5 game level (total 9 levels) before to start the game.
-Use the UP key to choose the gear up H or down L when the game is started. H/L will be displayed.
-Time limit is 90 seconds for each round. The game will be over if the car cannot arrive the goal within the time limit.
-Each game level has 3 rounds, the difficulty and speed will increase after winning.
that wrist strap looks to be the most valuable thing lol
zerocks88 1 year ago 4
@zerocks88 I dare say your right, the strap is probably what made it's price so high . . . Lol.
Uploadthedownload 1 year ago 8