I Poop A Lot

A sort of rant/product review of Charmin Ultra Soft, the best toilet paper in the world, and the only one worthy of my delicate hind quarters. This story is based on true events, although slight exaggerations may have been made for dramatic effect. ;)

A special "thank you" goes out to Josh Vickers of EpicMonkeyFries (youtube.com/epicmonkeyfries) for his help in teaching me how to use Windows Movie Maker. As my first ever solo editing project, I proudly present, "I Poop A Lot".

Category:

Comedy

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[PhuckHue2]

not exactly the cadillac of TP. Quilted Northern Ultra Plush is the best

[robhaughtoncomedy]

@PhuckHue2 You must work for Northern...either that or you're just full of...nevermind. ;)

[soldierboy538]

OmG you didnt wipe or wash ur hands lol

[robhaughtoncomedy]

@soldierboy538 I have servants to do that for me.

[biitch1218]

lol wtf

[robhaughtoncomedy]

@biitch1218 Now THAT'S more like the type of comment I expected! ;)

[robhaughtoncomedy]

@CheersMyLife4321 Yeah. Unfortunately I work at a bank. If you can tolerate my crappy sense of humor, I'd appreciate a subscription! Several tens of thousands more of those and maybe I can quit....

[PhuckHue2]

@robhaughtoncomedy no I do not work for Northern

[PhuckHue2]

@robhaughtoncomedy no I do not work for Northern

[robhaughtoncomedy]

@TheStyluss: I must admit: that was NOT the kind of comment I expected. I hope to include this in my new video that I'm shooting, today. I think it's going to be called "Personal Trainer", but who knows at this point??? Check it out!