Published on Feb 15, 2014
South Park season 15 episode 1 humancentipad
1) Cartman's house
-Cartman : Would you mind loaning me some of your lipstick, Mom? Because I wanna at least look pretty the next time you decide to fuck me!
2) Best Buy
-Cartman : Oh, I've got a better idea! Why don't you go across the street and buy some condoms?! Because we should at least be safe if you're gonna fuck me, Mom!
-Cartman's Mother: Eric !
-Cartman : You might as well go buy some cigarettes too, because I like to have a smoke after I get good and fucked! Do you wanna fuck me Mom?! Just say so! Go ahead! Here! Huh?! Go ahead, Mom! Fuck me! Fuck me right here in the Best Buy! You wanna fuck your son so bad?! Go on Mom! Fuck me! Fuck me!
3) In the Car #1
-Cartman's Mother : Then why did you go outside to a police officer and say "Help! Help! My mom is trying to fuck me!"?
4) In the Car #2
-Cartman : Well then can we at least pull up here and get some dinner? 'Cause I like to be wined and dined after I've been FUCKED!
-Dr.Phil : Ma'am, why do you think it's okay to fuck your son?
-Cartman's Mother : I DON'T!
-Cartman : She does! She does it all the time! She fucked me on Christmas, she fucked me on my birthday...
You know, Mom, the least you could do is kiss me first. 'Cause I liked to be kissed before I get fucked!
-Random man 1: You fuck your son and you won't even give him a kiss? Booooooo!
-Random man 2 : If I was gonna fuck my son, I'd kiss him first!
6) Outside Best buy
-Cartman : Hey, what is this?! Some sort of sick prank?! I get the greatest thing ever just to have it taken away?! Why did you do this to me, God? Next time you're gonna get my hopes up, could you please take me to a grease monkey? 'Cause I like to get lubed before I get FUCKED! Huh?! Some lube would be nice! Or at least a courtesy lick, God! How about a little courtesy lick next time you decide to FUCK me!