Rape Sandwich

I was walking through the forest on a frosty night
Ran into a boy who gave me a fright
But he smiled and said that it was alright
And he handed me a box

I asked him exactly what was inside
He just stared at me with his mouth open wide
And the box exploded and to my surprise
What was in it rocked my socks
What was in it rocked my socks


RAPE SAMMICH
Look out behind you, it's coming! It's a
RAPE SAMMICH
Watch out for the mayonnaise
RAPE SAMMICH
There's nowhere to run and no place to hide from the
RAPE SAMMICH
Whoahhhhh

Well I was runnin' away just as fast as I could
That sandwich looked like no sandwich should
I slipped and fell like anyone would
And I heard it cry and shreak

Lifting my head I saw that little boy
He picked me up as if I were a toy
He smiled at me with a look of evil joy
And the sandwich hit my head
And this is what it said
I'm a...

RAPE SAMMICH
Look out behind you, I'm coming! I'm a
RAPE SAMMICH
Watch out for my mayonnaise
RAPE SAMMICH
There's nowhere to run and no place to hide from the
RAPE SAMMICH
Whoahhhhh

Outro:

Whoahhhhh
Verse:
A Bb C# x3
Bb A
Bb C# D#
Chorus:
Dm C G x3
Dm Am C G
Outro:
Bm C# D#

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Rape
• Sandwich
• ukulele
• original
• valentine's
• day

[SuperGamecube64]

@akamaru576

I think it's a ukulele

[BassZanval]

epic shit! :D:D:D

[akamaru576]

i like that tiny guitar in all ure videos lol :]

[animartchic]

KIKI! haha i love it.

[boadicea19]

classic. and I dig the eyepatch

[HorseGirlBre]

XDDDD

How did you do this without cracking up laughing? XDDD Good job xD

Five stars lawl