Friday's VBS skit.
CAST
Heather--Popsicle
Jeff--Professor Whoopie
Beth--Susan
Robin--Becky
Kevin--Michael
SCRIPT
HEATHER: Hi Professor! (He ignores the penguin and walks right past) Professor Whoopie?
JEFF: What is it Popsicle? I'm terribly busy!
HEATHER: Sorry, Professor.
JEFF: Oh, it's all right, Popsicle. I'm sorry. I shouldn't have snapped at you like that. I just have so much to do and so little time. Didn't you feel that wind storm last night?
HEATHER: Yeah, wasn't it great? It felt just like home!
JEFF: Well, it wasn't so good for me. The wind blew the door of my laboratory wide open and sent all of my research papers flying around the room. I had them all organized and ready to go, but now they are a complete mess! And it's almost time for our expedition to end. I'll never have things ready in time. These were the last of my report (holds up the papers in his hand) and now I have to find the rest.
HEATHER: See, Professor, this is why penguins use laptops.
*Susan, Becky, and Michael enter, carrying a plate of cookies.*
ALL THREE: Surprise!
*Jeff throws all the papers in the air*
BETH: Congratulations on a great expedition, Professor Whoopie. You're the greatest!
ROBIN: Yeah, it was great!
KEVIN: Yeah, you're totally phat, science dude.
ROBIN: You'll be even fatter with all these cookies.
JEFF: OK missy! First, I'm not fat, I'm just built for comfort, not for speed. Second, what's all of this about?
ROBIN: Well, we've all had such a great week helping you with your research that we decided to bake you a cake to show our appreciation. But Susan can't bake...so we made you some Eskimos pies instead.
KEVIN: Don't worry, we didn't use any living Eskimos in it.
ROBIN: WE didn't use any dead ones either.
JEFF: That is very kind of all of you, but I'm afraid I just don't have the time. My research is a complete mess. I must get back to work.
KEVIN: Your research isn't a mess.
JEFF: Yes, it is. That windstorm last night blew all my papers out of order. My P's and D's are in my B's and C's. I even found a Q in the vii's. I'll never get them ready in time to head home.
BETH: We know what happened.
KEVIN: Yeah dude...it's been tootlooped.
JEFF: Toot looped? No thanks, I prefer Lucky Charms.
ROBIN: It was Michael's idea.
KEVIN: I saw what happened when the wind blew in your lab last night, professor dude. So after you left, the three of us went and reorganized everything so it's all good.
ROBIN: We worked all night while you were sleeping.
JEFF: But...but why?
BETH: Professor Whoopie, you're the greatest! And we wanted to do something good for you.
ROBIN: Because you're so good to us and I was hoping you would still do that musical for your book..."How big are your antlers dear moose, you run but you can't shake them loose..."
KEVIN: It's all good dude...but don't expect me to get mushy...I follow the bro code.
HEATHER: Wow, that was an incredible thing you did.
KEVIN: (screams)...Sorry, talking penguins really creep me out.
ROBIN: It's not that incredible. Jesus said in the Bible that we should love eachother just as much as He loves us.
KEVIN: And He loves us to the extreme.
BETH: So we should show our love to Him by doing good to others.
HEATHER: That's extreme love.
JEFF: Thank you so much! You are all very special to me too.
HEATHER: Well, how about we have some of those Eskimo pies...those chubby Eskimos always look so tasty!
JEFF: On one hand, yuck! On the other, excellent idea!
HEATHER: Do we have any icecream to go with it?
BETH: Icecream? isn't it cold enough here already?
HEATHER: It's never too cold for me!
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Polar Extremes Skit #6by OrliANDepp51 views
that sucks
TommyRenae 1 year ago