DJ Jazzy Jill - Troll You Bad

It's 5 PM, it's time to roll out of bed.
Kick off the blanket, crack my knuckles, and scratch at my head.
Type the URL in, Gorgeous Gamers, hit go
Scrolling through the shit I missed when I was out cold.
Even on a slow day, I got so much to read
I can't even keep up with the homepage news feed.
Cause we try to keep it real, and by real I mean trollin'
Make like Limp Bizkit and keep rollin' rollin' rollin
What seperates you and I is this eensy little twist:
We don't pretend to be cool, we were just born like this.
So the next time you think about replying to our posts
Just know that we'll harass you until you're all ghosts.
Think it's an idle threat? Well, think again, my friend.
Meet A Gamer ain't got shit on all the kids I got banned.
Go ahead, make my day, call me slut, cunt, or bitch.
We'll cheer you on leaving our site like Hitler in a ditch.
We're not suck-ups, we're fuck-ups, sporting witty little lines
And gay for the brain, because we will blow your fucking minds
Got a problem? Yo I'll solve it with this funny-ass meme
I'm the queen of the machine, giving your screen gangrene
Don't front, my picture folders nine-fifty megs in size
Got it open and ready with a thesaurus by my side
Ready to go toe-to-toe with any noob that's replied
In the end, I can say, "Well, at least he tried"

Think you wanna roll with us,
hit you harder than a bus.
The internet is serious
Crueler than Anonymous
Type your post, hit reply
No time to say goodbye
Troll you bad, make you cry
BRB, FBI

Alt tab from Starcraft, start spamming my F5
Three pages without a derail? I gotta ask why.
Flipping through my folders for that funny kitten pic
Give up the search, Google it, gotta post it up quick.
It's like an avalanche from there, it all goes downhill
The cancer's devastating like a BP oil spill
Trick you like a Rickroll, infect your brain like a virus
Getting stuck in your head habitually like we're Miley Cyrus
We're not basement nerds--well, some of us are
But we don't peen-flex with dope chains or fast cars
Our stats are up for show, you can view them anytime
Our post counts higher than Hendrix at Woodstock '69
Another shirtless asshole trying to hit on the ladies
Despite all of his fighting, he's gone before post 80.
Underage girls come here trying to act like they're hot shit
Get trampled in a few hours by our disco sticks.

Think you wanna roll with us,
hit you harder than a bus.
The internet is serious
Crueler than Anonymous
Type your post, hit reply
No time to say goodbye
Troll you bad, make you cry
BRB, FBI

Gorgeous Gamers...
Dot com...
Troll harder
Fucking noobs

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Instrumental used: Ludacris - Call Up The Homies

Category:

Music

Tags:

• rap
• battle
• gorgeous gamers
• radiobath
• johnnyoldschool
• ludacris
• call up the homies
• hip hop
• Music
• Angry
• Boss
• Nerd
• Haters
• Anger
• Bad
• Annoying

[olester13]

yeah! nerd rap! :D

[radiobath]

@olester13 Haha, I'm actually planning on making my own nerd rap songs soon. Slaving over Fruity Loops as we speak. :P

[olester13]

@radiobath nerdcore hip hop is so kick ass, i rap more about GAMING. Then some guys rap about Table top RPG's, lol. But i like the lyrical content of yours, my track NADES! is about nade spammers lol

[radiobath]

@olester13 Thanks! :D

I'm writing one song about my gaming addiction and one about L4D. My friend and I are going to collab on random nerd stuff like tabletop, oldschool gaming, Star Wars, zombies, etc. My friend did a complete joke song about Borderlands. Search for Whine In The Night - Borderlands Now! if you wanna check it out.

[obiwansh1nobi]

It's Thad aka Obi aka The Blackest Cracker. Let's collaborate on some shit.

[SSBBphenom]

Lol win.

[bigrichard193]

HAHAHAAAAHHHAAHAHAHHAHAHA TROLLZ 4 DAYZ

[JohnnysDisciple]

@neko5287 yeah, same here. <333

[TransientRobot]

keep rollin rollin rollin

[neko5287]

I sure do love my internet girlfriend and her rap.

[JohnnysDisciple]

@radiobath

I am most indeed looking forward to your new video! And I shall return >:)

[olester13]

@radiobath my friends pick on me because i play so much video games :/ lol and that borderlands song was funny lol kinda wierd but funny lol :D