The Everly Pregnant Brothers - 'The Unbearable Shiteness of X' (ADULT LANGUAGE)

The Everly Pregnant Brothers Xmas song "The Unbearble Shiteness of X"
WARNING - contains adult language

The Unbearable Shiteness of X

The ticker tape has all gone
the last party popper's popped
Danni's off to Oz
Cheryl's up North
and Louis has gone and fucked off

Simon's sitting in his room
rubbing his little hands
thinking of all the dosh rolling in
from thousands of teeny fans

But Mester Cowell, I've got some news for you
I'm not buying that bastard record,
even if tha begs mi too

Cos I dont want an X-factor number one
I cant digest mi turkey
to a Biffy Clyro song
I dont have any rage against your machine
I just think X-factor's got a bit obscene

So Mester Cowell I've got some news for you
I'm not buying that bastard record
even if tha begs mi too

Cos I dont want and X-factor number one
I'd rather have Frank Sidebottom
than that bloody shitty song
and I dont want and X-factor number one
four minutes of silence, come on, bring it on!

Cos Mester Cowell I've got some news for you
we're not buying that bastard record
even if tha begs us too

fuck you I wont do what you tell me
fuck you I wont do what you tell me
(this Christmas)
fuck you I wont do what you tell me
fuck you I wont do what you tell me
(this Christmas)
fuck you I wont do what you tell me
fuck you I wont do what you tell me
(this Christmas)
fuck you I wont do what you tell me
fuck you I wont do what you tell me
(this Christmas)
repeat.....


Words: Shaun Doane

Category:

Music

Tags:

• christmas
• ukulele
• sheffield
• everly pregnant
• brothers
• music
• X factor
• simon cowell
• cheryl cole
• comedy

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