Gary Gulman - Grapefruit
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Gary will be at Nick's Comedy Stop in Boston on 12/24 and 12/25 performing his holiday special! Tickets on the Nick's website.
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@TheParanormaIProject some men already do have sex with grapefruit lol :)
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My favorite standup comedian ever!
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HEEEEEEEEEEEEENDERSON!!!!!
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HENDERSON!
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where was the part where he pretended to be the grapefruit and he asked grape if he could use his name for awhile and the grape said okay, but only if you stop fucking up my shit (in the fruit salad)
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actually grapefruit is the shit it can make you lose weight when you eat it with the right foods im in love with grapefruit... I wanna have sex with grapefruit
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even when im dead im a raisin
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VILE!! yup...uhu...mmm
horrible fruit
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Grapefruit is the scourge of the fruit world. The other fruits should vote it off the island.
"oh, God! Colgate, enough with the tartar, it's under control. what i need you to do now is invent a toothpaste that allows me to drink orange juice within 6 hours of brushing my teeth. can you do that, good, make it so." lol, hilarious.
MissMarshmellow 3 years ago 19
Yea Grapefruits suck!
uglifroot 2 years ago 8