Clinton, "I did not have sexual relations with that woman...

Clinton denies the lewinsky affair

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[DarPower1]

Bill Clinton walks into Obama's speech, and he says either:

1. Better Blow-jobs, then No jobs!

2. My stimulus package is bigger than yours!

3. Did somebody say "Colombian Prostitutes!"

4. And then I said: "I didn't have Sexual Relations with that Woman, LOL!"

5. Thats when I named it, the "Oral Office."

Take your pick....

[reiuss23]

All rise for the Limewire Anthem

[shyt shyt shyt]

what's wrong with getting a blowjob

[Angelina DiMauro]

"David R. Reuben (b. November 29, 1933) is a California psychiatrist, sex expert, and author of several books, such as Any Woman Can! and How to Get More out of Sex. He is most famous for his book Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid to Ask), published in 1969." Source: Wikipedia. Monday, May 20, 2013 (Common Era), 4:45 A.M. (Earth - United States of America - Eastern Standard Time).

[D Lally]

Lying piece of shit

[KnivesOfTheRound]

Two consenting adults had sex. What is the crime?

[Angelina DiMauro]

Vincent Bugliosi (born August 18, 1934) is an American attorney and author, best known for prosecuting Charles Manson and other defendants accused of the Tate-LaBianca murders, and for defending Stephanie Stearns in the Sea Wind murders of 1974. His most recent books are Reclaiming History: The Assassination of President John F. Kennedy (2007), The Prosecution of George W. Bush for Murder (2008), and Divinity of Doubt: The God Question (2011). Source: Wikipedia. Friday, May 17, 2013 (C.E.)

[truth1234567890]

He eventually manned up and admitted his wrong-doing. Now if only Bush/Cheney/Rumsfeld could do the same about how they lied to get the US to invade Iraq, causing thousands of death and endless tragedy. But that will never happen. Because they are truly corrupt.

[Justin Carey]

Now that's a Cankle!

[amolrsagar]

Weed smoking fornicator but hey was it written in the constitution that the president cant has affair?