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bitch DONT GET KIDS
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If my Kid comes shooting out of his/her Mothers Vagina with a Beard just as awesome as my own i'd be proud. Even if its a Daughter. You could have Fun with your Kids: Indoctrinate them with religion. After twenty Years, you say: "You know those Bible readings we had when you where a Kid?" "What about them, Daddy?" "That's all Bullshit. I don't believe in that Stuff, i do have a few Braincells left. But it was really funny trolling you for 20 Years!"
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this is what i think about stupid bronies takeing over the internet
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Funny you mentioned twins XD I'm a twin XD
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Go kill that guy, he cut me off on traffic!
YES, FATHER.
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He's gonna be the best dad ever.
THE BEST DAD EVER.
3 weeks ago 3
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His "little child voice" is fucking classic 1:46
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I meant to say it as in it would be a mindfuck for the Daves.
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@KaiL3127 How is that a mindfuck?
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I don't plan to ever have kids, because I have no plans to have sex with anything capable of using my sperm to form an offspring.
Which is good because I hate kids anyway.
But maybe I'll genetically engineer a being to serve as a child to me. He'd have the strength of an ox, the ferocity of a honey badger, the agility of a hummingbird, and the penis-to-body size ratio of a barnacle.
His name will be the sound of the Krakatoa, but only if said at the same volume as the explosion itself.
IncurableHeathen 2 months ago 56
1:20 SCOTTY DOSEN'T KNOW!
CrushingReality 1 month ago 21