Big Cheese Rap

A cool rap about a big cheese corporation. Hope you like it! Lyrics:My names mozzarella, they call me big cheese,
Im a corporate whiz, so I do as I please,
Think your cheese is big? , then prove that its better,
Cause the ladies like a man who flashes big cheddar,

The cheese industrys, where the business is at,
We like to use skim milk, to cut back on fat,
Weve gotten complaints that our products are smelly,
Then why are they such a big hit at the deli?

Our milk is fresh squeezed, from a pasteurized cow,
We add as much water as guidelines allow,
Its processed, and packaged and shipped off to order,
Our profits rose 50% the last quarter,

My first name is pepper, my last name is jack,
Im mild with a spicy kick that bites back,
Its a fact that you cant resist our fresh dairy,
We have every flavor from chestnut to cherry,

When you get your first taste youll experience bliss,
Our cheese is like our bank account, theyre both Swiss,
The FDAs inspecting us, our lawyers are protecting us,
And other manufacturers are awed into respecting us,

With power like ours, who dares to say no?
Cause me and Big Cheese are making big dough.

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• Big cheese rap
• Brooks Brothers
• Rap
• Comedy
• Rapping
• Comedy (drama)
• Freestyle
• Funny
• Food
• Hilarious

[Injuntwins13]

Hey guys, make sure you comment on the video!

[vergilsvamp]

That was..awesome. I love cheese.

[reefer115]

nice flow.



[carbon716]

We heard back from Kraft. We need to send the video to a different division within the company.

[AnthonySmith101394]

totally sweeeeet and psychedelic

[Yomamma182]

nice malcom and hannibal!!!!!!! its great, but sounds even better in person

[Lorden199]

Haha, brilliant!

[doglover3794]

;) I knew I'd find it.

Sounds better live. :P

[blakescampbell]

it gets better everytime

[blakescampbell]

holy shit that was the best video i have seen in months!! no joke guys that was amazing. i just subscribed, rated, and favorited. keep this and there is a future on youtube for you