i, WITNESS

If we may have a minute of your time, we'd like to tell you all there is to know about ETERNITY.

Directed by Thora Birch

From ORIGINAL RECIPE for THE DOOMED PLANET

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Comedy

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[thebibleanswerman1]

LOL... probebly one of the funnies videos I've ever seen...!! That' was great. Come on JW's gotta have a sense of humor... or do you have to ask permission for that too? ( : TBAM

[Sambucacat]

Cartoon lion chow?

[hpygrl001]

they have to know this is fake

[tjohn1986]

check out my video when mormons came to my door

[108thFifthColumn]

They have. A few years ago they even bragged about the number of children they have killed over this matter. They had an Awake magazine with pictures of little kids all over it. On the inside you learned how these little ones DIED being faithful to God by refusing blood. - JW's seem to miss the obvious...blood is NOT food. It is a soft tissue O2 carrying organ. When you are transfused you are not eating blood.

[108thFifthColumn]

Perfect!. This is really funny. It shows how most JW's do not have a clue about what their cult teaches TODAY, much less what looney things it taught in the past. - I can remember when I used to knock on doors. I lived in fear of anyone calling me out on the bullshit I was peddling.

[108thFifthColumn]

It is not hard at all to get into the JW cult. Most flying saucer cults are easy to get into, and hard to get out of.

[Mikdeelo]

Not JWs

[rodthepimp]

i am a weak minded and very vulnerable person. how can i be in this cult?!

[hmm6410]

You've been misinformed. Why not ask a doctor the recovery rate for those JW or not that refuse transfusions versus those that do. JWs not the only people on earth who refuse WHOLE blood transfusions. Did you know that there's different kinds of transfusions?