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She knew his number by heart - Dramatic Poetry & Collab

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Uploaded by on Mar 26, 2008

Im too lazy to write my own description today so I swiped this from Davids Description.. :-D

Introduction/editing/all the hard stuff by Janeczka:
http://www.youtube.com/user/janeczka

Poem recited by the Goddesss Proshka:
http://www.youtube.com/user/Proshka

Poem & Script by:
David Randall Curtis Esquire the Third/OB-GYN
http://www.youtube.com/user/davidrandallcurtis

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SHE KNEW HIS NUMBER BY HEART

"It's me.
You know why I called.
No no no no no...
YOU listen you little worm!
I'm gonna
FUCK YOUR WORLD UP
if you don't pay
for that half-ounce I fronted you
THREE WEEKS AGO!
What's that?
Ha!
You gonna call the POLICE?

Hey,

I'll come over right now
and dial the number for you
- you bastard!
You can tell them everything.
I don't care.
Because then I'll tell your new wife
how your idea of foreplay
used to be duct-taping my hands together
back when we were in LOVE
- remember?

Remember all the things you did to me?

I think maybe she should know
about all the wonderful experiences
she has to look forward to
- you SHIT!

What's that?
You get paid when?
Friday?
Great. I'll see you that night.
Don't come by too late
or I'LL FUCK YOUR WORLD UP,
I swear.

Okay... okay...

How's little Tommy doing?
That's good. Tell him Sandra says hi.
No, I'm not mad anymore.
You just put me in a bad spot, you know?
Right. I still need you in my life too.
Yeah, we'll always be friends. Sure.
Gotta go. Bye."

(David Randall Curtis)

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  • ahahaha

    bravo!

  • @InternetAndDigital -- thanks u mucho!!! bravo to all three

  • Love it! LOVE it! Respect to u all! Proshka is not a gal' to mess with! and Janeczka looks like someone very mysterious and... wise. Cool! like the cheshire cat! Favorated video

  • @ellyunfortunetly -- thanks so much!!

  • LOL not bad, Proshka. I liiike.... :D

  • @AndrewLaurenson thanks hunny bee

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  • Well I am digging the Lady playing the harp and Proshka is fabulous not too mention Gorgeous.

  • I can't believe I miss these. Going to check out the playlist. :-)

  • That was cool! :)

  • pml lol funny xxx

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