Otto The Immortal English Dog

First, I want to wish everyone out there a Merry Veteran's Day. I hope you had a chance to reflect on the wars you've been in over the years and to those who've never been in the armed forces, I hope you were at least nice to old people today, I know I was!... Did that sound creepy? Don't read into that.

But I want to talk about another kind of Vet today, veterinarians. And from there, onto the world's oldest living dog Otto. He's almost 21. I just hope to the dog gods he doesn't celebrate by getting fecesfaced. I'm not sure that's something a 150+ year old would do.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1222566/Top-dog-Wise-pooch-crowned-ol...

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[grendelee]

@tacobeII1 Not according to the Birthday Massacre Treaty of 1943, which declared the age of dogs to be universal, despite breed and color of owner

[MrDragontamer2009]

POOP ON A DOLLAR!!! That was funny. Wow that is interesting that that dog lived that long. Amazazing

[plsexton]

@watchinshadows Have you ever seen salad fingers? This guys voice is damn near the same IF NOT EXACTLY!

[plsexton]

you do a great voice over but your facial features can really go!

[TheFamousDeaths]

R.I.P.

Otto

February 14, 1989 - January 14, 2010

[tacobeII1]

Rated 5/5

It depends if he is a large, medium, or small dog. Large dogs age faster. So Otto is basically a small dog and is 20 years old, so he is 96 - 100.

[Ravewithme19]

That's incredible, really. Oh, and very nice voice talents, I might add.

[SamsonSavage]

LOL.

[watchinshadows]

Very funny! five stars!

[shakesula21]

Well, all I have to say about that is lets just hope Joshua never gets caught taking drugs recreationally cause otherwise he'll be a cheating fraud just like 80,000 time gold medalist Michael Phelps.