Stephen Lynch - Kill a Kitten

A Photo Music Video for the Stephen Lynch Song "Kill a Kitten" It is a controversial song, but it's just a song. Fresh out of the Greene Blob oven, and ready to eat. It makes more sense when you listen closely to the lyrics. I know he says "van" instead of "hand" but i didn't realize it when i first made the video. This is My Most Popular Video, so Enjoy...
EDIT: I Will Delete Any Criticizing Comments That aren't CONSTRUCTIVE. If You Have Nothing Nice or Helpful to say, DON'T SAY ANYTHING!!

EDIT: EDIT: A lot of people have been asking me where to get the song. I got it from my friends computer. I've never heard this particular rock and roll version of the song anywhere before or after that. If you want the regular version of the song, you can get it directly from stephen lynch right Here...
http://www.whatarerecords.com/stephen_lynch/images/kitten.mp3

EDIT: EDIT: EDIT: Also, for those of you who still think that this song is about masturbation (WTF?) Stephen Lynch Has Said This Regarding the song...
"I have recently received a number of emails regarding my song Kill A Kitten. It seems that the lyrics have been circulating on the internet with the misunderstanding that the song is to be taken literally. As you may not know, I am a comedian and musician. I wrote the song in response to the atrocities that have been perpetrated on innocent animals. I am as repulsed by such crimes as you are, and I wrote the song to mock such acts. No intelligent person could think that harming an animal in any way could accomplish the goals stated in the song. That's the joke. I am sorry that my work has been taken out of context and used as a target for justified but misdirected anger. Animal abuse is a serious problem and we all need to work diligently to prevent it. Thank you for taking the time to write.

Stephen Lynch"
(http://www.stephenlynch.com/kitten/index.html)

EDIT: EDIT: EDIT: EDIT: EDIT: I Found the Rock and Roll version of Kill a Kitten for you all to download and enjoy. Go to the url below.

http://rapidshare.com/files/34231653/Stephen_Lynch_-_Kill_A_Kitten__Demo_Vers...

I Trust you all know how to use rapidshare.

EDIT: EDIT: EDIT: EDIT: EDIT: EDIT: We now begin the countdown to 100,000 views!!. I can't believe that this video is as popular as you guys have made it. Thanks you all for helping such a weird kid like me actually have a viral video on the internet. Just so you all know, i do have other videos, haha.

EDIT: EDIT: EDIT: EDIT: EDIT: EDIT: EDIT: I would like to thank you all for the death threats. I would like to take this opportunity to ensure everyone that I have not nor will I kill a kitten, or a cat, or any animal for that matter. I hoped this video would make people laugh, but I guess we're all just too sensitive for that. It is a sad day, but it's really just a joke. It is to not to be taken seriously, and it IS to be taken with a grain of salt. I apologize if this song or the video offends you, but to be honest, you do have a choice on what videos you watch on YouTube, and if you know you will be offended by a video entitled "Stephen Lynch - KILL A KITTEN," why would you watch it?

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• Kitten
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[BabyEmmiCake]

@Baumschaender calm the fuck down PETA. It's a joke.

[BornInTheCreek]

Killing kittens helped me stop drinking and get a job!!!

[SnailDude666]

I would honestly rather kill a chihuahua.

[xseefox]

@Debbie338 I am both, so hah! You're wrong! (I'm not ONE OR THE OTHER) ;D

[Debbie338]

@mrlink07 See my reply to xseefox. Repeat.

[Debbie338]

@xseefox Are you a twelve year old idiot or a thirty year old sociopath? Because you are definitely one or the other.

[mrlink07]

@Debbie338 LOL. BURNT KITTEN. :'D

[girlyfoxboikyi]

as long as you.........kill a kitten :D

[xseefox]

@Debbie338 should've helped him fry it - and then eaten it with him :3

[Debbie338]

I love Lynch, and I get the message. Unfortunately, there are sick bastards actually doing this stuff every day. That makes it not very funny. I'm a veterinarian , and I treated a kitten last week that someone burned in a frying pan. Not at all humorous.

[Laeryc]

Every time you &*#%$%#$ God kills a Kitten.

great message. I agree with the songs message 100%

and retards if you dont realize what its a bout then go jump off a cliff.

Pool could use a little chlorine.

[Maymay698]

HE LOST POINTS FOR THIS. DO NOT KILL KITTENS!!!!!!