"G's With Degrees" - The Baccalaureate Experience

The Baccalaureate Experience, comprised of the two prominent rappers of our decade; J-Furious and Stork, performs their new number one hit "G's With Degrees." Try not to dance. We dare you.

Intro
Jeff: Awww yeah check 1,2 in the place to be
Stork , you ready to do it son?
Kyle: Ohhhh yeah kick that funky beat

Verse 1 (Kyle)
My name is Stork Im as white as can be
Im 6 foot 5 and I wear blue jeans
Got my flip flops on and my plain white tee
And all the pretty ladies got their eyes on me
I quit dreamin and I get out of bed
Look at the screen and its Pokemon Red
Put my clothes on, put my hat on my head
I got my 9 on my side and its filled with lead
Number 2 pencil is what I mean
Im not a hoodlum, Im on the swim team
Hangin by the pool rockin the speedo
Two sizes too small showin off my libido
When I gamble my dough I wear my tuxedo
Make more chips than LAYS AND FRITO

Chorus (x2)
Goin to school in the 813
Got all these ladies hittin on me
But I aint a thug, I aint no G
Im just a college kid tryin to get a degree

Bridge
His rhymes got rhythm
Hes got reason to rhyme
And the reason for that is because hes divine

Verse 2 (Jeff)
Yo its J-furious the slacker supreme
A nightmare on the mic but the man of every girls dreams
Im pretty dope or so it seems
Ive been writin sick rhymes since the age of 13
I like to skip class and go play Wii
Its my turn to bowl, pass the nunchuck to me
You got a strike? Well I got three
Im like a pilgrim cuz I get turkeys
Spendin money I dont have, never investin
You best believe I put the fresh in freshman
Battle me son and Ill teach you a lesson
I got rhymes more varied than a delicatessen
I never walk, always ride the scooter
Flow so cold like winter in Vancouver
I dont give a dam you can call me Hoover
Getting funky on the mic droppin DOPE MANEUVERS

Chorus (x2)

Bridge

Verse 3 (Jeff and Kyle)
Its 9:45 got class at 10
So it looks like Im skippin breakfast again
Wake up slowly and leave my room
Walk to Riverside to face my doom
Sittin in class waitin for the weekend
Cant listen to what the teacher is speakin
Break out the laptop, check the Facebook
So many ladies with pics I gotta look
Inbox getting blown up like mentos and coke
Always on the lookout for a lady to poke [on facebook]
Now Im headed to Sykes for English class
I always have fun its such a blast
Im so pumped to see my favorite professor
I like to dress nice so I can impress her
Take a seat next to my homeboy Stork
Call him bad names like geek and dork
Grippin my pen with my finger and thumb
Writin stuff down, Stork cant cuz hes dumb
Now hold on, Jeff you know Im legit
This song that I wrote is bout to be a hit
Im the best rapper on this side of the sun
At least thats what she said when I asked YOUR MOM
(Pause)
Dude, did you really have to bring my mom into this?

Chorus (x2)

Bridge

Chorus (fading out)

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[TheGhostOfOrange]

Jesus Christ, Kyle...

[utswimmer]

jason can be "special ED"

[alexetz11]

so legit

[EMILEEUT2012]

Bahahahaha, i love it.