Chuck Norris Total Gym

every piece of furniture in chuck norris's house is a total gym..... coincidencially he live in a roundhouse

Chuck Norris doesn't use the Total Gym to work out, the Total Gym uses Chuck Norris to-

Wait... No one uses Chuck Norris.

I've been a fitness member for years...

Just last week i met Chuck Norris in the streets. He doesn't say much..

After merely looking at him and blinking, he proceeded to beat the living crap out of me (I think its cuz I wore the same shoes as him) until I saw pink in the sky...

To say the least, I ended up 35 pounds lighter.

Thanks Chuck! I now understand you work in mysterious ways!!!

what about the legs?

chuck norris doesn't work out. he simply go up and down a stair case and BOOM! a six
pack on his chest.

I've been to a Fitness-Center for years, then - a few months ago - I discovered the Total Gym and bought it via eBay (new). NO JOKE: It's a complete Gym-Replacement! I look better than ever before. Gained muscle mass, but lost much more weight and now I would describe myself as "extremely athletic". You just have to stop for 3 seconds at every repetition to build up muscles. It really works!!

WTF, chuck noris is a total fag

if he reads your comment, he will kill you with a spoon

when spore73 writed and sended that his computer blow up

chuck norris is so tough when he used the total gym, he accidentally made it total norris