Liverpool FC - Anfield Rap (Full version)

The (in?)famous song recorded by the 1988 FA Cup finalists Liverpool. The song was Craig Johnston's idea, not John Barnes' as many might think. At this time there were only two scousers in the first team(John Aldridge and Steve McMahon), and the theme of the song evolves around their teammates strange accents(Non-Liverpudlians understandibly finds this hard to belive).

This song made it to #3 on the charts in England.


Lyrics:

Liverpool FC is hard as hell
United, Tottenham, Arsenal
Watch my lips, and I will spell
'Cause they don't just play, but they can rap as well

Liverpool FC
Liverpool FC

My idea was to build Liverpool into a bastion of invincibility...

Aahaah...aah...aah (Liverpool FC)

...had Napoleon had that idea he'd have conquered the bloody world

Walk on... walk on... with hope... in your heart... and you'll ne... ver walk...alone

Alright Aldo
Sound as a pound
I'm custy la but there's nothing down
The rest of the lads ain't got it sussed
We'll have to learn 'em to talk like us

Well I'm rapping now, I'm rapping for fun
I'm your goalie, the number one
You can take the mick, don't call me a clown
Any more lip and you're going down

Alright Ace, we're great me and you
But the other lads don't talk like we do
No they don't talk like we do, do they do la
We'll have to learn 'em to talk propa

Walk on... walk on... with hope... in your heart... and you'll ne... ver walk... alone

You two scousers are always yapping
I'm gonna show you some serious rappin
I come from Jamaica, my name is John Barn-es
When I do my thing the crowd go bananas

How's he doing the Jamaica rap?
He's from just south of the Watford Gap
He gives us stick about the north/south divide
'Cause they got the jobs
Yeah, but we got the side

Well I came to England looking for fame
So come on Kenny man, give us a game
'Cause I'm sat on the bench paying my dues with the blues
I'm very big down under, but my wife disagrees

They've won the league, bigger stars than Dallas
They got more silver than Buckingham Palace
No-one knows quite what to expect
When the red machine's in full effect

Well Steve McMahon sure can rap
It's about time he had an England cap
So come on Bobby Robson, he's the man
'Cause if anyone can, Macca can
Macca-can... Macca-can... Macca-can... Macca-can...

Liverpool FC is hard as hell

My idea was to build Liverpool up and up and up until eventually they would be untouchable. Everybody would have to submit. Give in, give in, give in

We're highland lads
Och-ai the noo
And there's four of us
And only two of you
So if you want nai trouble
And you don't want a slap
You'd better teach us the Anfield rap

Don't forget us paddies
And me the Great Dane
And I'm from London mate so watch your game

Well you two scousers, you're always squaking
But we'll just let our feet do the talking

Our lads have come from all over the place
They talk dead funny, but they play dead great
Well now we've gotta learn 'em talk real cool
The song you've gotta learn if you live in the Pool

Walk on... walk on... with hope... in your heart... and you'll ne... ver walk... alone
You'll never walk alone

Ho-ho my word
That's unbelievable, it really is
I think they should stick to playing football. Terrible
What do you think Kenny?

Category:

Sports

Tags:

• Anfield
• Rap
• FA
• Cup
• songs
• Aldridge
• McMahon
• Johnston
• Barnes
• scousers

[mattyjc1989]

@smackmyfishup666 If ur a mank then y r u watchin the Anfield Rap ?? jelous that our players have other talents other then bedding a hooker?? ( Shrek )

[zimmermangoldstein]

Why they havent recreated this with our current batch of players is beyond me!

[mhendry1888]

Kenny, what a hero.

[johnnysh37]

true say territoria.well said. cant wait for tomorrow - im there!!! j shox

[tomland1050]

carling cup tomorrow



[TerritorialPissings7]

And anyone who comes on here to talk shite.

Remember one thing, that Liverpool side would wipe the floor with any side that you gobshites support, past or present.

[TerritorialPissings7]

Get back in the gutter vex.

Fucking twat.

[vex08]

scummy scouse cunts

[hamishpotts]

@GamerGaston this WAS when we were unstoppable! YNWA

[tonymontana256]

loosers

[LYOscouse]

Why is there always NOBS who come on these pages and put a daft comment about shit ? Crawl back in yer holes sadsacks :-)

[GamerGaston]

@zimmermangoldstein We need to do this when we're unstoppable. Not while we sit in 7th