Sitting Waiting Wishing Brett Favre Would Retire... COMPLETE SONG!!!

Jack Johnson's "Sitting Waiting Wishing" seemed like an appropriate vessel to vent my annual Brett Favre frustration. Do I think he is a bad QB? No. Do I think sports news networks get a huge boner over Favre's possible retirement every summer? Yes. Would I rather watch actual sports highlights rather than commentators who pretend like they know what Favre's decision will be? Yes. Do I think it is selfish for him to make the league/team/fans wait till after training camp to make a decision? Yes. Do I think he is old? Yes. Is there a baby out there that calls him grandpa? Yes. Do his old balls hang low, do they wobble to and fro, can he tie them in a knot, can he tie them in a bow, can he throw them over his shoulder like a continental soldier? ...probably. For the 8th summer in a row, we have been subjected to wall to wall "what will Brett Favre do?" press coverage... I was sick of it 6 years ago. No copyright infringement intended... just a fun parody song!

Link to the borrowed instrumental backing track can be found here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98EJ15fGwi4

Category:

Comedy

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• retire
• funny
• super bowl
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• crying
• press conference
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• ben roethlisberger
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[spar72]

Perfect song for the perfect drama queen. Livin the dream as a viqueen.

[notfragile2003]

FARVE=PUSSY

[ikkyo3]

Packers fans need to suck a dick brett favre owns he holds so many records and is way better then aaron rodgers yall are just hatin he dont play for you anymore

[axon117]

@jaredmlaney fuck you asshole i like him and are u really calling him a pussy he played 297 games in a row thats more than anyone else u douche

[Tre2theK]

Brett Farve is the toughest man on the planet!!!!!! 297 games in a row!!!!!!!!!

REAlly!!!! 297 most of you can't count that high. The man left the field unconcius in the fetal postion and still played the next week!! WOW really!!!!! No matter how you feel about Brett you have to give credit for being one tough son of a bitch!

[gemineyedragons]

Ha Ha I love watching the Viqueens wearing a FAVRE jersy lol...If I was a Queen fan I'd be pissed!! But no the bitches are like yeah he's on our side like I said enjoy the leftovers!! btw GO PACK GO!!

[12Steelerboy17]

hahahahahahahahaha! Big Ben's got two but he rapes girls rofl! coming from Ben's #1 fan

[hazelmorse]

"btw wrangler's aren't cool you've lost your game you're just a fool"

[jaredmlaney]

Fucking AMAZING. Brett Favre is a fucking pussy. All he does is make millions for shit he did years ago. Its like putting Charlie Chaplin in a modern movie. Stop playing football you douche. No one likes you anymore old man.

[sabajavahery]

whoever clowns on this is a friggin cockbag. its funny and needs to be said. and I even like favre. cuturself.

[johnjg100]

say what you want about Favre. he still is the best quarterback ever