The REAL reason why The Jonas Brothers suck eggs

EDIT: included a brief section on Nick's diabetes. Just because it couldn't go ignored.

FANGIRLS: Don't comment until you've watched the WHOLE video. I'm not gonna be responding to stupid comments like "ur juz jeluz!!", because I already went over that in the video itself.

I've seen plenty anti-Jonas videos on here, and I agree with all of them. However, most of them were pretty irrational with their reasons, comparing them to heavy metal bands/musicians. I decided to be different, and NOT do that. I have better reasons to hate them.

*By the way, if anyone wants to borrow the "Rock Chart", go ahead =P

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• ass
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• rock
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• band
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• disney
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• montana
• miley
• cyrus
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• kevin
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• nick

[zelda1fiction1child]

My fellow JB hater I cannot agree with you more. How the bloody hell do three fags get compared to the greatest four men of all time?!?!?!

Also, they don't even have real guest stars in their songs. The best they can get is their bodyguard.

The Jonas Sisters need to BURN IN HELL so we can infiltrate the Jonas home and slaughter ALL THREE JONAS BROTHERS and make a SWIMMING POOL out of their blood!!!!!!

Whoops, that was a little violent. ;)

But JB sucks so hard!!!!!!!

[NESHA71195]

I'm a Jonas Brothers fan, but I get where your coming from in this video! Some fans just go too far and your right! Most of them just like them because of their looks. There is some things I don't agree with that I'm not going to address because I'm not like those obsessed Jonas girls. Also I respect your opinion too.

[AllergicToApplesauce]

I love u=you man!!! The Jonas Faggot Assholes will never get into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame because they are not fucking rock!!!!!!! I always say the same things and I get those stupid fucking "ur jeloz" responses that make me want to go kill babies. You are my hero. I love you. Even bands like TENACIOUS D who joke around and don't even take it that seriously ARE INFINITE TIMES BETTER because Jack Black and Kyle Gass make music.

[TheEltors]

hmmm... i think you're right, kids are now brainwashed by tv shows, that means now kids can be how stupid because kids are waste time for shit shows... i'm agree with you...

[ledzeppelinfreak]

They say good guitar playing is more about passion than shredding. That's why David Gilmour from Pink Floyd is not a very technical player, but plays with a lot of emotion, and that's what got him a lot of respect as a guitar player. With just shredding, solos do not say something and is basically just a way to show off. You just got to have control of yourself and love what you do to make it have a lot of feeling in your playing.

[ledzeppelinfreak]

@smallness0001 That's basically because children aren't as smart as grown-ups usually. We have some child prodigies but not much though.

[smallness0001]

I dislike this video because, not that I love the Jonas Brothers, but I hate the way you said that "kids are being brainwashed by T.V. shows". That doesn't even make any sence. Kids watch the Disney Channel because it entertains them. And they don't get brainwashed by buying bed sheets, they want them because it's has thier favorite show, not because they want to give Walt Disney money, it's because they love that show. Go ahead and flag my comment or vote it down, I don't care. I have rights.

[rockfreakmccool]

so no rock band anywhere no matter how legendary gets a perfect 8 just because they are mainstream? not even the beatles or any of the like? just because they are mainstream?

[aj12325]

You say diabetes ain't serious and that it's pathetic ur a ignorant spoilt bitch! u dunno what it's like so don't act like u do!

[SonicFamilyGal]

@Random90sKid Hell yeah! The distant past was 100% PARADISE in terms of media quality, and I can pretty much tell why you feel the same way because of your username, because the present day for media is nothing more than a living HELL!

[SonicFamilyGal]

The vastly important message being delivered in this video is undeniable proof that you don't need x-ray vision to look past generic homeliness! Staying in school helped me develop a drop-dead gorgeous INSIDE myself!

[SonicFamilyGal]

@aelita12345678910 I agree wholeheartedly. Those bands are 100% TASTEFUL compared to the Jonas Brothers!