The Perfect Girlfriend

This chick is hot and sounds great but the bitch dont say anything about cooking and cleaning...... think I'd still like to try her tho....lol

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• sexy
• chick
• girlfriend
• hot

[elimouna]

ok so when does she transform into the man eating alien that she truly is.

[PrincessaNina89]

more like the sluty-ess, ugli-ess, man-looking fake ass bitch girlfriend.

[vannah2721]

i think she wants a green card

[Clamhead939]

Her IQ aint very high is it?

[wisdomtrek]

Nah, can't be. She's to good to be true. I guess in the idealized dream world, but decidedly not in this plane of existence.

[GBInfamous805]

@GBInfamous805 Why so jelly?

[GBInfamous805]

@PrincessaNina89 Why so jelly?

[fozzybulldog1]

BAH!! they alllllll say that at the start......

[AuturgyFilms]

@computerjero nope, not really. the girl IS the liquor, compares to Tupacs song "Me and My Girlfriend" which is a metaphor to a glock. :D

[computerjero]

@AuturgyFilms

- best in small doses

- after a certain amount you can't take it anymore

- always there when you need it

and it's most enjoyable in a group

[computerjero]

@AuturgyFilms A horrible one...

[MrSilverfox333]

She'd be too busy Sucking my dick to chat shit!