Chuck Norris Facts ROFLCon 2008

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  • supper di dah doooo!

  • me too!

  • Chuck Norris is yo mama

  • Hi Sirisaacnewton love your name? you should be on the website! forget vin diesel! Hey, whoa! "Chuck Noris kicks butt"

  • "Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice."

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  • go to GOOGLE

    type in FIND CHUCK NORRIS

    click on I'M FEELING LUCKY

    laugh your ass off

  • Chuck Norris dosnt have hair on hiss balls. Because hair dosnt grow... on balls of steel!

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  • Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin that he built with his bare hands.

    In the beginning, there was nothing. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job." Hence the universe.

  • If a tree falls in the Forest and there's nobody around to here it, does it make a sound?? Yes Chuck Norris heres it... Chuck Norris heres everything...

  • you cant be serious, Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris, thats all you need to know about Chuck Norris.

  • bahahaha! nice

  • Dude I laughed for like 15 mins at that ROFL

  • heres one i made up

    the reason chuck has metal balls is becuase if he had normal ones his sperm would roudhouse kick themselves out of it

    haha

    owell i tried

  • Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried , , , Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement. , , , Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull. , , , Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he does misspell a word oxford will simply change it. LOL :)

  • WHO THE hell is this Chuck?! my bloody friend

    never shuts up about him he is all like 'chuck norris is so hot he makes the sun jealous!' and he never shuts up sometimes i feel like puching him!

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