Eugene Mirman 2009 LHS Commencement Speech

Wow, if this is real, that is a real laid-back school he got to speak for. My old high school- he would've been escorted out once he started talking about beer. Awesome school!

What does the fountainhead say?

... it's a book...

@gamersmartin

The novel is basically described in Wikipedia. What isn't told there is that it is common for college freshmen to read it and discover there is a whole cult following for the author Ayn Rand. In particular The Fountainhead has become a sort of athem for a down-low, solid wing of the Libertarian Party -- the "Ayn Rand Libertarians."

I can't believe this is actually real.

Ugh, so unfair! I'm an 09 grad (not at this high school)... twelve years in a knowledge prison all for nothing.

lmao...i got a negative eight.  that's right; i did worse than not doing the assignment.

"Don't get too excited when reading the Fountainhead"

Come to my school!