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Uploaded on Jun 8, 2009

Eugene Mirman's commencement speech for the 2009 Lexington High School graduating class at the Tsongas Arena.

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  • jakespick

    jakespick 3 years ago

    "...and drink.  Just kidding, you're only mature enough to shoot our enemies in the face."

    I bet some of the parents shit their pants.

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  • Eugene Mirman

    Eugene Mirman 2 years ago

    Hey Howard Roark! What's up? Sorry your perfect building was ruined by misguided altruists. That sucks.

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  • BigExtc

    BigExtc 2 months ago

    Dude not fair, not fair at all! I graduate from Tyngsboro High in 08, which is like 20 minutes from the Tsongas. These lucky bastards in Lexington got you to speak for them? I'm the most jealous person in the land. That would have been unforgetable

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  • jbhthe4

    jbhthe4 4 months ago

    Haha. Only mature enough to shoot out enemy's in the face

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  • Snazzy Wiggles

    Snazzy Wiggles 7 months ago

    Winchester High School's graduation is on a fucking field and Lexington High gets the fucking Tsongas?! Bullshit.

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  • JimShooks

    JimShooks 1 year ago

    highschool life reminiscing..

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  • DKbridge100

    DKbridge100 1 year ago

    I was a mirman fan way before I found out he attended my high school and middleschool, but this makes him even cooler!!!!

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  • PorkchopLSX

    PorkchopLSX 1 year ago

    16 people are so depressed that not even good comedy could scratch a dent in their misery...teehee! Sorry you didn't make commencement and have the GED alternative instead...'good enough diploma' for the Mike Tyson followers :-p

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  • jlhguitar

    jlhguitar 1 year ago

    Looks like 16 people failed, then barely passed, and then went nowhere in life.

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  • malaciousmarty

    malaciousmarty 1 year ago

    because being featured on comedy central multiple times is failing. right?

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  • acehole7

    acehole7 1 year ago

    "on behalf on generations before were really really sorry we made some oopsies" so true

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