Eugene Mirman 2009 LHS Commencement Speech
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The fountain head and pretty much anything by ayn rand, read by college freshman has a tendency to turn your average identity seeking new adult into a propaganda spitting smug know it all can't stand to be around you for more than an hour because you will start telling me how stuff is supposed to be, oh my god you're just as annoying and a trust fund hippy except youre all about capitalism and money so you seem kind of evil, jackass.
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I was a mirman fan way before I found out he attended my high school and middleschool, but this makes him even cooler!!!!
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16 people are so depressed that not even good comedy could scratch a dent in their misery...teehee! Sorry you didn't make commencement and have the GED alternative instead...'good enough diploma' for the Mike Tyson followers :-p
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Looks like 16 people failed, then barely passed, and then went nowhere in life.
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@andrewclunn because being featured on comedy central multiple times is failing. right?
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"on behalf on generations before were really really sorry we made some oopsies" so true
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I don't get why people hate Ayn Rand so much. I realize that there are people that read her books and become smug pricks, but I think that people should take the best parts of what she has to offer and reflect on them. She taught rationality over superstition and tradition, and personal responsibility over blaming others for your problems. She said that its within a person's power to do whatever they want to, through hard work and logical measure. What's wrong with that?
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@penguin112493 do the entire bit! haha, seriously no one will find out, and if they do eventually, who cares, ull be gone :)
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Of course a failed comic from NYC hates Ayn Rand.
andrewclunn 1 year ago
@andrewclunn Hey Howard Roark! What's up? Sorry your perfect building was ruined by misguided altruists. That sucks.
Eugene2098357 1 year ago 67