Community S03E10 - Troy's and Abed's Christmas Infiltration Rap (Aired version)

Check S02 outtakes and behind the scene clips of Alison Brie rapping. That's two P's btw.

http://cliqueclack.com/tv/2011/12/08/community-christmas-song-lyrics/

Christmas Infiltration

What if you were a Jehovah's Witness that was merely pretending to be into Christmas
Gathering clues and blending in
To take down the holidays from within

You mean like a spy, investigating
Making it seem like I'm celebrating
When actually I'm infiltrating
Santa's operation?

Yoip!

Going deep cover past enemy lines
Making everybody think I'm on the Chris-a-mas side
Rockin' warm sweaters
Hangin' big-ass lights
If the fat man can see me, yo
It's gotta look right

I'll watch all the TV specials that I never could
I'll even cry through the sad ones like James Bond would
And when the big night comes it's time to set the bait
Cold milk, hot cookies
Decorative plates!

And he'll come down the chim-in-ey
And then we'll just be him and me
But he won't know we're enemies
'Cuz I'll play sincere
Spring a trap
Like that
Hug him tight
Get on his lap
And tell him he can come back every year

'Cuz I am Jehovah's most secret witness
So I might have to dedicate my life to Christmas
And act just like I love it 'til the day I die

A-B-E-D!

Connoisseur of Christmas
On the spectrum
None of your business

Thoughts too fast to comprehend
Just wanna do right
By my friends

If years were seasons
This December
Would be the December
Of our December

More blueprints than Howard Hughes
But if there are blueprints
How do we choose?

We have to be happy to get to the end
We have to save Christmas to save our friends

We have to save Christmas to save our friends
We have to save Christmas to save our friends



Christmas Infiltration

What if you were a Jehovah's Witness that was merely pretending to be into Christmas
Gathering clues and blending in
To take down the holidays from within

You mean like a spy, investigating
Making it seem like I'm celebrating
When actually I'm infiltrating
Santa's operation?

Yoip!

Going deep cover past enemy lines
Making everybody think I'm on the Chris-a-mas side
Rockin' warm sweaters
Hangin' big-ass lights
If the fat man can see me, yo
It's gotta look right

I'll watch all the TV specials that I never could
I'll even cry through the sad ones like James Bond would
And when the big night comes it's time to set the bait
Cold milk, hot cookies
Decorative plates!

And he'll come down the chim-in-ey
And then we'll just be him and me
But he won't know we're enemies
'Cuz I'll play sincere
Spring a trap
Like that
Hug him tight
Get on his lap
And tell him he can come back every year

'Cuz I am Jehovah's most secret witness
So I might have to dedicate my life to Christmas
And act just like I love it 'til the day I die

A-B-E-D!

Connoisseur of Christmas
On the spectrum
None of your business

Thoughts too fast to comprehend
Just wanna do right
By my friends

If years were seasons
This December
Would be the December
Of our December

More blueprints than Howard Hughes
But if there are blueprints
How do we choose?

We have to be happy to get to the end
We have to save Christmas to save our friends

We have to save Christmas to save our friends
We have to save Christmas to save our friends

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[jdixie2010]

Someone point out what's wrong with Troy's sandwich because I'm not seeing it.

[SGuyQST]

@jdixie2010 He places it down when Abed comes in, then when it switches view, it goes from being placed down, back into his hands, then back onto the plate.

[foxh8er]

Is there a "not aired" version?

[SGuyQST]

@foxh8er There's a promo version released by NBC prior to the episode airing. This doesn't have the clock thing in it and the Annie piece after the rap. Video can be found here /watch?v=m9XWq7zAw3g

[SGuyQST]

@foxh8er I think it's also worth pointing out that the rap in the promo version flowed better too, which is why i've included the video twice, even though it's about the same thing.

[koolittlekid]

eye spy with my little eye a continuity error on troys sandwich

[SGuyQST]

@koolittlekid That can be explained by the use of an alternative timeline. What you're watching is it jumping between three different ones... :)

[armydude102]

WE HAVE TO SAVE COMMUNITY TO SAVE OUR FRIENDS

[bronzekitty26]

There HAS to be an episode where Annie raps. Oh, and this was pure genius.

[redtitan]

@foxh8er also in the promo this doesnt show that little animation with the clock and even has a cut of abed with sunglasses on

[meg8800]

yoip!



[samiyaxox]

@1:15 his eyes omg 0.o

[teemo28]

the way troy says regionals lmaooooo

[ThePutipa]

luv this song

[TimesNewSparta]

@SGuyQST Like a boss!

[tolaskaocho]

The face at 1:45 is so funny !

[PaiRaiUno]

i have a feeling that this version is just half a second out of sync...