Voltaire - Docking Bay 94 OFFICIAL Lair of Voltaire

This is the world premiere of my latest song, "Docking Bay 94", a Star Wars song from the upcoming "BiTrekual" album I plan to make this year (2012). See the lyrics below!
That song playing at the end is my song "Cantina", the filthiest song ever written about Star Wars! lol!
It's from my album Ooky Spooky and you can get a copy here:
physical CD: http://www.projekt.com/projekt/product.asp?sku=PRO00201
Download: http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/ooky-spooky/id283854753

LYRICS:

Well it's hot as hell out there
and the suns they bake the streets
but it's cool in here, in this cantina where we meet.

The room is full of faces
I've never seen before,
I guess folks look strange
when you've run away from home..

Well, It's pretty rough in here
there's a guy who pushed me 'round.
On my friend he laid a hand
and it ended on the ground.

Then we met a hairy beast
and his partner's name is Han
and they've got a ship
that shined in the Kessel Run.

I left all the talking to Obi Wan.
And though he's old I think he's the only one...
who gets who I am
and that I need a change
and his eyes light up, when he says my father's name.

Docking Bay 94, that's where we're gonna meet
and they'll take me, take me, off of the dune sea.
See my family is gone and there's nothing left for me
on this wasted, wasteland, they call Tatooine.

They say we're off to meet a princess
I never dared to dream or even think it.
She'll be so pretty I bet I won't be able to resist her,
But then, my luck's been so bad, Mister,
she'll probably end up being my own sister!

Docking Bay 94, that's where we're gonna meet
and they'll take me, take me, off of the dune sea.
See my family is dead and there's nothing left for me
on this wasted, wasteland, they call Tatooine.

We reach the docking bay
and the ship's a hunk of junk
and I worrying if
I'll have to ride in the trunk

Then some troopers shoot at us
and I'm wondering what for
and Han guns it and blast us
out of Docking Bay 94!

Docking Bay 94, that's where it all began
now the engines are roaring, goodbye ball of sand!
I'll visit other worlds,
I'll avenge my father's name
One things for sure, life will never be the same
after Docking Bay 94.

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[ScheherazOdd]

Gonna post this on George Takei's page... You should be working for the "Star Alliance" Voltaire, especially with an album called "BiTrekual." (Check out the vid on georgetakei . com and you'll see what I'm talking about....)

[VoltaireMusicPage]

@ScheherazOdd I'm presently writing a song called BiTrekual that is directly inspired by Mr. Takei!!!!

[OddNumberedFilmFan]

When you mentioned that it was a more somber song...I expected an introspective song from Han`s perspective...maybe he receives a vision of his future.... of the triumph and the tragedy he experiences not just in the films but after (in the novels he`s now 75 and had lost Chewie and his two sons to war). What you actually wrote was amazing. Thank you for the premier

[VoltaireMusicPage]

@OddNumberedFilmFan DUDE! Could we get a "SPOILER ALERT" or something! Damn!

[EL8859]

Bueno, mi ingles no es muy bueno, se que tambien habla español asi que mejor se lo digo en español:

Señor Voltaire, ¿Cuando viene a Mexico?, aqui lo estimamos mucho, en serio, me gustaria, seria un gran honor poder ir a un concierto suyo, enserio lo estimo y me gustaria conocerlo en persona, ademas, soy escritor, musico, cantautor y tendre una serie de television en una televisora de Mexico llamada Televisa, me gustaria que usted apareciera en un episodio de la misma, ¿Cuando viene a Mexico?

[VoltaireMusicPage]

@EL8859 I'm playing in Monterrey on March 16th or 17th! ; )

[efalcon94]

It's kind of funny how he realeses a star wars song when the starwars rerelease movie anouncement just came out.

[Divaratrika]

i wish i could play the guitar

[icedragonxl4]

@VoltaireMusicPage In your how to play videos, can you teach people how to play the song Crusade? Also, please record that song as soon as possible. It was ubertastically magnificent. Thanks!

[RainsTrueBlood]

The coolest part is... I live only nine miles from Docking bay 94

[GaurdianofMetal]

@AQWorlds He could cover My Name is Satan

[shialtin]

Love it! Especially as I've just sent it to a friend who was, shall we say, slightly traumatised by the Cantina song...little realising there was a 'bonus' clip at the end of this vid. :D

[DragonLord0501]

voltaire nice job on this song its awesome

[Necrovoker]

I. love. it.

[AQWorldsYoreel]

My mom thought you were Stephen Lynch lol.