Troy and Abed Christmas Rap - With Lyrics (in description)

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Uploaded by on Dec 9, 2011

Troy: Going deep cover, past enemy lines
Making everybody think I'm on the Christmas side
Rocking warm sweaters, hanging big ass lights
If the fat man can see me, yo it's gotta look bright
I'd watch all the T.V. specials that i never could
I'll even cry during the sad ones, like James Bond would
And when the big night comes it's time to set the bait
Cold milk, Hot cookies, decorative plate!
And he'll come down the chimney it'll just be him and me
But he won't know we're enemies 'cause I play sincere
Bring a trap like that, heart attack get on his lap and tell him
He can come back every year
'Cause I am Jehovahs' most secret witness
So I might have to dedicate my life to Christmas
And act just like I love it 'till the day I die.

Abed: A-B-E-D, Connoisseur of Christmas
On the spectrum, none of your business
Thoughts to fast to comprehend
Just wanna do right, by my friends
If years were seasons, this December
Would be the December of our December
More blueprints than Howard Hughes
But if there are blue prints, how do we choose?
We have to be happy to get to the end
We have to save Christmas to save our friends

Troy and Abed: We have to save Christmas to save our friends
We have to save Christmas to save our friends!

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  • Also, I think Abed says "Connoisseur of Christmas", it makes more sense anyway.

  • @rocklobstaah are you sure? i changed it :D

  • im pretty sure its "rocking warm sweaters" not "rocking wall sweaters"

  • @777307 changed :D thanks

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  • hey man great lyrics, one thing wouldn't it be "spring a trap" rather than "bring", that's what i hear, plus it makes a lot more sense :)

  • hey, instead of "heart attack" its hug him tight, not trolling, just saying.

  • troy says bring a trap like that, hug him tight get on his lap and tell him

  • coolest geeks ever :D

  • Hmm how come this clip is different to the other millions ive seen? like at 0:43

  • Gambino

  • not Heart Attack, it Hug him tight

  • The "yoip" at the beginning made me lose it.

  • Im pretty sure its hug him tight, not heart attack

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