Nostalgia Critic - Rock Biter loses all dignity

From the Nostalgia Critic's review of the Neverending Story III, comes the tale of the Rock Biter losing all dignity. It's pretty bad folks.

And yes I know it gets cut off at the end. The last word is "safe".

I do not own any rights to the Nostalgia Critic or the Neverending Story III

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Neverending Story III
• Rock Biter
• Nostalgia Critic

[wildefice1]

favorite part of this review

she travels at the speed of darkness which is faster then the speed of light

einstein: bull!@$

i knew the nc would do something with einstein but nothing likethat i had to pause the video for about 10 minutes laughing at those two words XD

[stoogemoedude]

@wildefice1

That's the Neverending Story II Review, which is also an excellent review.

[wildefice1]

@stoogemoedude oh ... elephant big lipped aligator moment and chuck a norris

[stoogemoedude]

@wildefice1

XD

[FlyingFocs]

This is the best Critic moments I've yet to see. I mean, sometimes I think he's just acting out a character. Here, I'm convinced he is legitimately pissed off.

[stoogemoedude]

@FlyingFocs

I think he was legit pissed off during this entire review. Neverending Story is one of his favourite movies and with the butchering of the series done in this movie, I'd be legit pissed as well

[The4thFreeman]

BUT WAIT!!

ASDDFKHPASDIADVNMSZQ

THERE'S MORE!

[MrShaneo65]

reaction for horton hears a who ending

[ObsoletePerson]

@stoogemoedude I'd watch that but the framerate's down in Satan's wine cellar.

[TheGamemasterNP]

Neverending story 1 was a Wonderful movie, the second was a sucker but the Third is an Enormous Piece of Junk.

[NewSuperAvenger]

Well, it doesn't have to do anything with jumping the shark

[WishfulThinkingArt]

Okay, that is NOT the Rock Biter!! That is either a dreadful Rock Biter impersonator or the Rock Biter's long-lost, twisted brother. Either way, that is NOT the Rock Biter we all know and love!

[MovieDoctorful]

Probably one of his all time funniest scenes. LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!

[SpiritusPhantom]

poor sharks

[ACRedsCreations]

that was really painful to watch

[menslady125]

@jlopez412:

 *sniff*...yes! *breaks down and cries*

[jlopez412]

Big Lipped Alligator moment, anyone?