Item # 88: "Office Hours" Jay-Z feat. Martha Nussbaum

Office Hours -- to the tune "Umbrella"

Jay-Z Smith:
No phones in my home
Let it ring
My answering machine
I despise the telephone
When they call, we gone

We historians
We hand-write our letters
And she like it better

You know me, in anticipation of alienation
From the world I turn away
J, Religion Man is back with Little Miss Proustess
Martha Nussbaum, where you at?

Martha Nussbaum:
You had my heart, though were not in the same depart-
Ment, but thats ok cus youll still be my star
Baby cause in the dark, even though you can read shiny screens,
They dont mean a thing to me,
With you, Ill handwrite my theses

Now that academia is more obsolete than ever
Know that well still have our tenure
You can come to my office hours
You can come to my office hours

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Category:

Education

Tags:

• J.Z. Smith

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