Movie Review: Red Riding Hood

I'm sorry for these bad movies, folks. 2011 was a slow year. Even so, I have great stuff coming up; I swear. Just be patient.

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[gtrDan1963]

Hi, Carmine !

Hope your Holidays were good...

To paraphrase a cliche about bad movies..."There's 10 miutes of my life I'll never get back...!"

Seriously...it was painful watching the clips just so I could enjoy your review !

Almost didn't recognize Michael Hogan with out his Col.Tigh eye patch (LOL) !

For a moment I thought the wolf was a Cylon !

I hope Hollywood will make a movie worthy of a Bookman review soon...

Dan.

[CDTheBookMan]

@gtrDan1963 Hey Dan. Everything was great by me. Thanks for your comment. Trust me, I got rid of all the really bland scenes, and that's what you were left with. I did see the best movie in theaters over the weekend: Disney's "Beauty and the Beast". It was released originally over 20 years ago, which was why it was so great.

[Superplexmusic]

wait, does it mash, mush or mesh?

[CDTheBookMan]

@Superplexmusic Neither, or nor.

[kurvos]

Even Hansel and Gretel would make more sense as a full length feature movie.

[CDTheBookMan]

@kurvos In all truth, you're absolutely right. That had some friggin' depth, at least.

[CDTheBookMan]

@dragonbrad98 I was wondering the same thing, my friend. Thank you.

[dragonbrad98]

...why the fuck would anyone make a movie off of a story about a pedo wolf?eh...great review CD