Why I'm a Brony

This is my first official rap as a part of the brony community (not counting the previous one). I'm trying to make this an official thing, and this is my first shot.

Title: Why I'm a Brony
Artist: Josh Spicer
Lyrics: Josh Spicer
Beat: Everfree Compromise (used with permission by pogosama)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6B2Q28FPTb4

Downloads:
Song - http://www.4shared.com/audio/CPD23Xkr/Why_Im_a_Brony.html?
Instrumental - http://www.4shared.com/audio/OsYR4kyH/Why_Im_a_Brony_Instrumental.html?

(lyrics subject to change. My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is copyright of Hasbro and Studio 8. The picture used herein is used under the free-use law and any blockage of this video is unjust and has no back-up)

Lyrics (for those that can't read the ones on the screen, Trixie's hair really fucked up most colors)

Verse 1: Like Derpy, I'm a straight male, man, I got class
I'm white, I'm chill, I'm lookin at that hot ass
There's one little thing that's different about me
I'm chillin up high with my bronies where the clouds be
'Round these parts we get real serious
When some hater's callin us gay, we get furious
When it comes to animation, it's a keeper, it's phat
It's a show about ponies but it goes deeper than that
We love to see RD sportin up those shades
And them CMC always stuck in a close shave
But we also like to see, it just brings pain
A little sadness in our lives, yin yang
It's not about the fics, or the art and shit
It's about how this show touched our heart legit
Thank Seth and Phoe with their ED moderatin
This show brought us together cause we love our toleratin

Chorus: 20% cooler
Yay!
Cupcakes
Checklist
Da Magickz
Great and Powerful
Love me
Friend

Verse 2: We got Applejack, with that crack track of back snaps
She lacks class but acts fast to mad whacks
Who quack back and flap fast, just ask Dash
It's RD, her name's Rainbow the last lass
Then there's Scootaloo, she'd do anything to please her
Idol, RD, she's like Scootaloo's teacher
With Sweetie Belle and Applebloom they're lookin for their mark
They're so fly to try and get it like Amelia Earheart
None the less we got Luna and Celestia
The princesses of the land called Equestria
Rarity, the drama queen, a friend you'd follow
There's Fluttershy, so cute, turns quick to sorrow
Pinkie Pie will always be the life of a party
Spike's a tyke, he's unpredictable like Jeff Hardy
Then there's Twilight Sparkle, smart leader, fa sho
If it wasn't for her there wouldn't be a show

Chorus: 20% cooler
Yay!
Cupcakes
Checklist
Da Magickz
Great and Powerful
Love me
Friend

Verse 3: Well, I guess I haven't told you "Why I Am" in this song
I could say it's the flash, I could say it's the bomb
I could very easily say I love Tara Strong
And while those may be true it's all completely wrong
Nopony's explained straight out just why
Cause nopony gets it, why they've become our lives
And I don't know why, myself, but I do stand straight
When I think we're all influenced by our big fanbase
We've loving to each other and everypony banding
Even those who don't like it, we're very understanding
We've got our dark sides, 34 and clop fics
But despite the differences, most of us are not pricks
Most of us are inviting to the outside
We'll stand there, door wide open without pride
Ponies saved a life, so without them he'd be lost
So at the very least, thank you Lauren Faust

Chorus: 20% cooler
Yay!
Cupcakes
Checklist
Da Magickz
Great and Powerful
Love me
Friend

Celestia
Spike
Rarity
Pinkie Pie
Fluttershy
Rainbow Dash
Applejack
Twilight Sparkle

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[jpstone24]

This was awesome, except I didn't really like the chorus, letting the music take over during the chorus would have suited it better in my opinion.

[crumpton4]

@jpstone24 That seems to be what the majority of people say.

It's weird to me because the songs that I love making have the set-up of Verse, Chorus, Verse, Chorus, Verse, Chorus, and not including the Chorus just seems odd to me.

However, upon my re-recording of this (new mic and all), I was not include the samples in vain of everybody saying that it's better without it. ^_^

[MasteRemolacha]

I believe that men (young and old) value love, compassion, and friendship just as much as girls, but they’re taught to hide or abandon those for fear of looking weak. I think people who are willing to admit they like this show are really just showing a higher level of maturity than the average male.

[crumpton4]

@MasteRemolacha Responded so that anybody reading reads this comment first.

[crumpton4]

@Magunn3su I like how you freely searched out this video for the sole purpose of adding that comment.

And by like, I mean "find it funny."

[SilentAuthor]

I'm no professional rapper but I know what I like.

This is pretty good, love the lyrics but it could use an easier flow.

Then again I hear that about my raps...

Anyhoofs love it, fav it, sub.

[AjnosFTW]

That was touching, good job man <3

/A pegasister

[Edwardier4810]

I am immune to bronies so i will not join the herd.

[crumpton4]

@Magunn3su I told you in the last verse. If you actually listened to it then you would here MY reason.

Also, five year old girls are barely able to comprehend relationships and life lessons. They wouldn't know anything about the show if you put them in front of it. They'd go all gaga over the pretty colors instead of actually watching the show.

I actually watch the show.

I think it's a good show.

Nothing more, and nothing less should need to be said.

[Magunn3su]

@crumpton4 I just wanted to see why bronies like things like this it's for five year old girls.

[Magunn3su]

@grnfgg4 I can tolerate gays( i have a few gay and lesbian friends) and sometimes weaboos to a certain degree

but i have no tolerance for bronies

[grnfgg4]

@BleuTheMilotic like the almost entire xbox population that dont even know what a brony is

[grnfgg4]

@Magunn3su love and tolerence man love and tolerence i didnt see who you replied to but how can you say something like that