Banjo-Kazooie: Mad Monster Mansion with LYRICS!!

I noticed no one made up lyrics for this Banjo-Kazooie song, so I'd thought I'd give it a go. Sorry for the funny voices, I couldn't really sing without them. Hope I did the song justice.

DISCLAIMER: I don't own Banjo-Kazooie or it's music.

===Lyrics===

THIS IS NOT THRILLER!!!

Fighting for your life...
I hope you live...

Banjo: Maybe it's a good thing that I am scared,
I can face all of the things I have ever feared,
I don't know if I can actually survive to the end of the game!

Kazooie: All my feathers are falling off with fright,
I don't think I will find any Jiggies tonight,
my backpack is not a safe hiding place,
I want to get the heck out of here!

(Background: Monster Mansion, Monster Mansion, Monster Mansion, Monster Mansion...etc, Mad Monster Mansion!)

Ghostmaster: Bear and Bird if you're wise,
you will flee out of surprise!

Kazooie: Banjo, it is dark here,
I would like to leave, oh dear!

+++DIALOGUE+++

Banjo: Fly away Kazooie!

Kazooie and Banjo: (various sounds of joy)

Kazooie: Banjo! Don't let go! Oh-!

Banjo: (yells, fallling)

===BACK TO SONG===

Banjo: Every time I turn around, ghosts are there,
(laughs) is what they say and it's annoying,
try to run, Kazooie flies, and oh joy of it,
we both flush down the toilet!

Ghostmaster: In the church you must go before the time runs out,
and then the organ starts to play,
scream and shout (that's so cliche, that's so cliche)
collect the goodies in the seat,
our ghosts will have plenty to eat!

+++DIALOGUE+++

Kazooie: (talon trot sounds) Wow, this roof is really ugly! But I gotta talon trot on it anyway!!! (talon trot sounds)

(Background: Every time I turn around, you are not touching the ground, what if you may be a ghost, of our lives you chomp the most!)

Ghostmaster: And every time you say you want to leave, oh dear!
There is another place for you to go,
you can't leave here, you can't leave here!

Kazooie: Banjo, oh no!

Ghostmaster: We are evil ghoulish undead nasty ghostly,
I hope you understand you're in danger here (mostly)
Turn into a pumpkin but it's no use,
you will be charged for Mumbo abuse!

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[Blooperguy229]

Ohhh...That's a picture of Mad Monster Mansion?...Huh....I thought it was somewhere on her castle...cause grunty wanst there.... ???

[AvernusSheol]

XDDDDD Wow I love it

[setzertrancer]

I enjoyed that, at times it was painful to listen to, but it was funny and I loved the references.

[TheHockeyboy44]

0:07 is she the kid of the creepy guy from RWJ??? Thumbs up if you agree!!!!

[RayJones123456789]

@alishashaan What about that thing in the begining?

[ryan9169]

@krismagician well brentalfloss is preety populair so i dont think it would be him ( but hell you never know)

only others i could think of are thevideogamesinger, michealdragon or demontomatodave

[krismagician]

hmmm... i remember someone on youtube who had made the most awesome lyrics. he had a normal, not high voice. but i can't seem to find any of his vids anymore, does anyone know what user i'm talking about?

[Crashgek]

U WILL B CHARG'D 4 MUMBO ABUSE!!

[trucidatorX]

Really awesome! You're good, girl ;)

[alishashaan]

the video response from the 2 people, its fake. they did the same to me. their just trying to make other kids on youtube think that their "special".