Top Ten Pick Up Lines

circa 2004-2005
10. Do you have a raisin? How about a date?
9. Hey baby. You wanna take the church van for a spin?
8. I have only 3 months to live. (Do you want to go out with me?)
7. Are you a parking ticket? Cause you have fine written all over you.
6. Have you checked the latest health reports? You need to up your intake of vitamin me.
5. Hey, have you seen my Nobel Peace Prize lying around?
4. My pencils may be number two, but you're number one.
3. I'm not really this tall. I'm just sitting on my wallet.
2. You must be Windows 95 because you've got me unstable.
1. Do you know CPR? Because you take my breath away.

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[frederickdwsmith]

you need to work on your delivery...

[taylr414]

Yea, sorry. We made this for a school project a while back- which I think explains why there are credits and a song at the end too.

[nusdorfer]

cool! i should def practice these lines. could i borrow sarah for some tutoring sessions? :D

[feloser28]

haha cooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooool

[ckbreakdancer]

uh not to be mean or anything but those sucked

[BC51GU]

haha heres one "hey baby you want an australia kiss its like a french kiss but down under"

[minimagee1]

1. Do you know CPR? Because you take my breath away.

this is gud

[XxMetal7xX]

this is horrible, but i laughed.

[frederickdwsmith]

rock song at the very end ...