Lyrics: i play dungeons and dragons every saturday night
u talk shit about the game were gonna get in a fight
i pwn 24-7 while im rollin the dice
bring some faygo and some snacks everything will be nice
i got a dude i like to play he's a dangerous cat
rollin thru the woods with a big wooden bat
my name is Owlbear im an alcoholic druid
18/98 strength and my rhymes are all fluid
making wine out of flowers is one of my skills
i got a mug for a hand, its keepin me ill
I'll invite u to my crib its inside of a tree
if youre fuckin with the forest then youre fuckin with me
I get drunk and cast spells while Im throwin my rap
don't litter in the forest and we won't have to scrap
I got twigs all tangled up in my hair
wisdom of the owl strength of the bear
so if u wanna get down on a saturday nite
look me up in the forest where i'm keepin it tight...
before u hate and say i cant have a druid with 18/98 strength, Owlbear started as a fighter and i legitimately rolled 18/98 in front of our DM (Brad). at 4th level, i dual classed him into a druid. and of course i'm rockin the double specialization in the shillelagh(big wooden bat).
Owlbear lost his hand in an unfortunate battle accident, so I went to the smithy and got hooked up with a prosthetic mug to assist my drinking habit
damn i had an idea to write a little somethin about my D&D character so i searched youtube first...lo and behold, this shit's bad ass! great job
AromaticDogwood 10 months ago
@AromaticDogwood muchos gracias!
benjameow 10 months ago
Epic Win Bro!
I LOL'd
Stormbow 2 years ago
thanks :D
benjameow 2 years ago
D&D rap FTW. I don't think I've ever rolled a natural 18/98.
I did, however, recently post my own D&D rap video, so that's at least something.
2GoaTees 2 years ago
ahhh!! youre raps are awesome :D
benjameow 2 years ago