Dilbert: Management Book

http://www.dilbert.com/animation by Scott Adams. RingTales presents a Dilbert Animated Cartoon. Dogbert prepares to make a fortune on the lecture circuit.
Dogbert says, 'I'm writing my first business management book, 'Managing in a Bureaucracy.' Dilbert reads, 'You know you're in a bureaucracy when a hundred people who think A get together and compromise on B. You think anybody will read it?' Dogbert says, 'It doesn't matter. The real money is on the lecture circuit.'

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[MooseOfReason]

"You know you're in a bureaucracy when 100 people who think A, get together and compromise on B."

Sounds like Congress.

[Omgausername6]

god its so retarded when i see people posting "first!"....ur not gonna be first stop trying lol

[trefoilatelier]

dogbert here sounds like a black guy compared to the animated series...

[MyRealNameIs28]

@Omgausername6 "A man can never fly! A man can never cross the sea! Stop trying!" they said. Yet the great men of this planet ignored them and never gave up. Many have indead failed, but few succeed. Their spirit to never give up is what gives us the technology and knowledge that we have.

To be continued....

[SirHomsar]

@Omgausername6 ...Did your parents beat you when you were a baby?

[naojason]

@Omgausername6 FIRST!

[MooseOfReason]

@fuzzyhead562 I guess your politicians don't go around the other way like your toilets do.

[fuzzyhead562]

@MooseOfReason Sounds like Australian parliament

[mostliberal]

@JBofBrisbane And you know you're in a Republic when the person you voted for stabs you in the back and doesn't attempt to do anything he campaigned on.

[mostliberal]

@MillBelater I agree. He should have a high, squeaky, annoying voice instead.