Everyday Normal Crew ( with lyrics ! )

Hey yo! Fuck NWA (Get the fuck outta here).
Fuck G Unit (fuck that shit).
Fuck D12 (motherfucker!).
Get the fuck out of the way (fuck you bitch!).
Normal motherfucking crew (motherfucker!).
Everyday normal crew (what what what what!).

We just a regular everyday normal crew,
You can fuck with us cause we wont fuck with you.
We just a regular everyday normal crew,
Once a month we get drunk and watch Terminator 2.

We just a regular everyday normal crew,
If youre hot bitches were too shy to talk to you.
We just a regular everyday normal crew,
And we get joy spending time with our families.

This is my bro J-A to the S-O-N yo,
the best at Mike Tysons Punch Out on Nintendo.
From Glass Joe to Macho Man, yo he fucks shit up,
then Tyson goes down with a star upper-cut.

And hes also pretty good at Super Mario 3,
but he doesnt use the flutes cause he doesnt like cheats.
Like the Contra code that he really doesnt like,
Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right,
then B, A, B, A, Select, Start you got 30 lives.
He says that shits for pussies who dont know how to fight.

Yo this my man cheese, better known as cheese bread,
We call him that cause every time he gets out of bed
he puts 5 slices of cheese on 5 slices of bread.
Microwaves that shit, eats it, then goes back to bed.
Sleeps 12 hours a day and he doesnt like Asian food.
Thats right bitches, he doesnt like Asian food.
He doesnt like the taste of soy sauce,
personally I love that shit but he does not.

Yo Ben is my friend that owns every DVD
from Goonies to Time Cop to Beverly Hills Cop 3.
Dark Knight, First Knight, A Knights Tale, and Knight Rider,
He even owns the motherfucking movie Street Fighter.

I borrow them from him I never pay to rent a movie,
as long as I take care of the box and dont scratch the DVD,
cause last week I borrowed City Slickers and it got scratched,
I was hoping that he wouldnt notice when I brought it back.
but he did and he was pissed so I apologized to him
and he forgave me and I asked him if I could borrow the movie Twins.
He was reluctant to do so, but he knows I love DeVito,
with Schwarzenegger, thats a motherfucking comedic duo!

We just a regular everyday normal crew,
we own our tickets to Alanis Morissette in June.
We just a regular everyday normal crew,
we bust gats and cadillacs in Grand Theft Auto 2.

We just a regular everyday normal crew,
no party is a party without a Phil Collins too.
We just a regular everyday normal crew,
And when one of us gets a haircut we make fun of them.

Yo this is D and hes a big fucking wrestling fan,
Monday Night Raw, Smackdown, and all the shit from the past.
Like Macho Man Randy Savage and Hulkamania,
Every year he travels to attend WrestleMania.

It may come as no surprise that hes never had sex,
but it doesnt bother him cause he has the internet.
He jerks off to freaky shit like 2 Girls 1 Cup,
hes fucked up I tried watching it I fucking threw up.

This my nigga KC (What the fuck did you just call me?),
SorryIll say friend.

This is my friend KC the only black friend in the crew,
not because were racist every race is welcome in the group.
Truthfully hes a friend of a friend I dont know him that well,
but not because hes black my favorite actors are Denzel
and Samuel L. Jackson, I also like Bill Paxton,
but not because hes white, but because of his acting.

This is my friend Cleo, she really likes the Beatles,
her favorite is McCarty and her least favorite is Ringo.
A year ago I asked her to go on a date with me she said no,
she said shed rather just be friends and thought Id cry and ran home.
And since then we rarely make eye contact when we speak,
which is awkward cause we all hang out at least two times a week.

Finally, I aint me without my best friend Steve,
Hes got my motherfuckin back although hes weaker than me.
Hell probably have a heart attack sometime soon,
but until then hes my top gun like fucking Tom Cruise.

Jon Lajoie: Say it
Steve: Nah
Jon Lajoie: Say it, cmon say it.
Steve: Nah
Steve: You want some of this bitch?! Money! Have a nice day bitch!

If you play organized sports say, Hell yeah.
If you watch 24 say, Hell yeah.
If the only ass you see is in porn say, Hell yeah.
If you eat chocolate when youre bored say, Hell yeah.

I eat chocolate, a lotwhen Im bored. Um, I should stop though
my metabolism is slowing down. I also like piecherryrhubarb.

We just a regular everyday normal crew,
the jokes getting old I fucking agree with you.
We just a regular everyday normal crew,
I just repeat the same shit from Normal Guy 1 and 2.

We just a regular everyday normal crew,
What a twist with this one and rapped about my friends too.
We just a regular everyday normal crew,
I think this cows been milked drymotherfucker!

Steve: You want some of this bitch? Youll never get itits gonna go right up my asshole.

Category:

Comedy

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• Jon
• Lajoie
• everyday
• normal
• crew
• guy
• rap
• song
• with
• lyrics
• text

[Gizado]

thanks for lyrics

[BengtzsOn]

No problem.

[Anthony1x11]

xD 5/5

[RightHns]

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[pedromoratalla]

Is your friend "Steve" really slow or is that just an act? Or is he just drunk? I'm not talking trash, I'm just wondering what the deal is thats all. By the way, I like the beat you use for your songs.

[LilKCrunk]

Need the beat (only the beat )

please send it to me !!

[V4L3R102]

It may come as no surprise that hes never had sex,

but it doesnt bother him cause he has the internet.

He jerks off to freaky shit like 2 Girls 1 Cup,

hes fucked up I tried watching it I fucking threw up

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[supersonicstep]

Lol mother fucker lol lol cheese lol lol mario lmao

[samuelmicho]

holy shit ! he could be a real good rapper :P hes good too in what hes doing thats for sure

[Divinewrath007]

dude i fucking love his rhyming skillz XD

[PowerParody]

in the description

[Khaltinho]

Truth he speaks about life folks at its most have