Retards for Jesus VIII: Brainwashed!

In this installation we'll check out a young man who has been brainwashed into Christianity and see his "precious" Bible-based rant. This, surprisingly, is the exact mentality of 90% of Christians over the age of 20.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• retards
• for
• jesus
• brainwashing

[johnmcglone4]

You seem to be very uncaring toward mentally handicapped people by this title. Why would you demean them, Christians and yourself by such vile attacks?

[aSpoonfedTribe]

Check the description from the first episode in the series. Are you incapable of reading? "Retards" =/= mentally handicapped. Also, Christians suck.

[johnmcglone4]

I read quite well, thank you very much. Just because you put that in your comments does not change the insensitivity by which you have made your title. Also, atheist's will suck flames in hell forever unless you repent.

[aSpoonfedTribe]

Hell does not exist, sir. Your threats don't even entertain me mildly.

[samsnowball]

the world isnt really bad, it's human nature to control you 8year old downy, you've jsut been sucked into this bullshit about fairies and angels and how everything is made by god, then who the hell made god, OH WAIT NO-ONE DID BECAUSE HE ISNT REAL U DICKFACE

[disneysongtape]

@metalcoma666 you areright about that.

[disneysongtape]

First of all I hate the word retard. I am mentally challenged. They are trying to drop the word retard which I think is a great thing. I DO disagree with hime. There is no god. We are here because of Science and evolution. I am a PROUD Atheists.

[metalcoma666]

bible is just like any other fiction book ever written, only difference is the number of readers

[sickassdrummer1]

how is siege grim reaper related to this fag?

[ffxmaster4224]

@johnmcglone4 Yankee Doodle Dandy? What? And You're not helping by trying to force everyone into believing we're going to hell. Dude I don't give fuck about this argument anymore so I'll let you wallow in your hateful ignorance.

[aSpoonfedTribe]

@johnmcglone4 Jesus fucking Christ, give it up already! You have no proof at all of this hell you speak of, you have no proof at all that there is a god. Until you can provide such (without reference to the Bible), get fucked!

[johnmcglone4]

@ffxmaster4224 so basically, you are saying you can't be sure of anything. The truth is absolute by definition. Opinions are random, arbitrary and usually not true. But, God's Word is true. I will not 'chill' while people like you stroll down the wide road to destruction in hell, whistling Yankee Doodle Dandy. How do you prove I am not helping? Again, what is your standard to measure anything by, your opinion?

[ffxmaster4224]

@johnmcglone4 no one has to believe me I'm just saying that's what I think. We have the right to our own opinions bro. So just chill if you christians stop getting up in everyone's face about religion they'll stop getting up in yours man you guys started all this not saying it's your fault but you're not helping.