RAMZIE (ft. MATT SMITH) - RIGAMORTIS! produced by LESLIE WAI (HD)

Rigor-mor-tis: 'the stiffening of a dead body accompanying depletion of adenosine triphosphate in the muscle fibers'


See MAKING OF: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqVh1oQsoho
See OUTTAKES: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLz0-PCFvSk


Lyrics:
I was making love to a lady,
She was really good.
We were trying to make a baby,
I was loving her like I should.
I was making love to that lady,
We didn't need a bed,
She was really quite an old lady,
She must have been three days dead.

She was going through her Rigamortis,
It was Rigamortis,
She was going through her Rigamortis,
I was done before her husband came home.

But then Tim came over...

We were making love to the lady, (to the lady)
She only had one eye. (only one eye)
We were making love to the lady, (making love)
Her hair had gone and her tongue was dry. (tongue was dry)
I looked at Tim and Tim looked quite worried, (worried)
He was worried he didnt switch off the kettle. (I was so worried)

So Tim ran home, to his house, opened the door, there was a letter inside it, he opened the letter it was, from Mum, he sent one back saying, 'thanks mum'.
Ran to the kitchen which looked reasonably like mine, checked the kettle, the kettle was stolen, but at least it wasnt turned on.
And then Tim ran back to my place where I was chilling out on the floor with the lady.
And he told me bout the kettle (the kettle!)

Rigamortis, (a-Rigamortis)
It was her Rigamortis, (a-Rigamortis)
Tim and I liked her Rigamortis, (a-Rigamortis)
She was stiff but not as stiff as my dick.

Rigamortis,
Never met a girl with Rigamortis,
Rigamortis,
Budabudabuda Rigamortis.
Lets hear it for her Rigamortis,
Thats our lady with her Rigamortis,
Me and Tim and her Rigamortis,
We put what was left in the freezer...

And then Tim went home...


Vocals and Lyrics by
CHRIS RAMZIE

Featuring
MATT SMITH

Music by
LESLIE WAI

Video Directed by
CHRIS RAMZIE

Assistant Director
'big' DAVE COATES

Starring
CHRIS RAMZIE
MATT SMITH
LESLIE WAI
LILLY RAMZIE (cat)

Special Thanks
BRIDGERBELL
MARK RAMSIER
MEGAN RAMSIER
JESS LAWRENCE
BRETT BISHOP
DEREK BISHOP
TIFFANY SEERY
JULIO MOLINA
CATHERINA BLANE

Introducing
TIFFANY

Filmed on Location:
ALDERSHOT, HANTS, HAMPSHIRE, TFL-QUEENS ROAD, QUEENS AVENUE, WEST END PARK, GROSVENER ROAD, FARNBOROUGH, and Ramzie's Kitchen!


Rigamortis (C) 2009-2011 product of Leslie Wai, RamzieMusique.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Christopher
• Chris
• Ramsier
• Mat
• Matthew
• David
• Coates
• Tiffany
• Gothic
• Necrophilia
• Sex
• Sexy
• Dead
• Lady
• Big
• Boobs
• No
• Eyes
• Sexual
• Intercourse
• Dark
• Humor
• Humour
• Comedy
• Ha
• Haha
• Lol
• Lmao
• Lmfao
• Epic
• Rock
• Pop
• Rockpop
• Loud
• Romance
• Romantic
• Corpse
• Shower
• Wedding
• Marriage
• Children
• Babies
• Parenthood
• Old
• Age
• Cheap
• Very
• Really
• Disturbing
• Vile
• Sick
• Twisted
• Offensive
• Nice
• Low
• Budget
• Wavell
• FCOT
• Farnborough
• Tech
• Student
• Film
• Ramziemusique
• Musique
• Europe
• Final
• Countdown
• Rigor
• Mortis
• Song
• Horror
• Ramzie

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