Planet Nerd: Math Jokes

Ben McKenzie investigates a world of mathematical ideas which tend asymptotically toward being funny

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• maths
• standup
• comedy
• planetnerd
• mathematics

[sclemzoid]

there are some reli gd ones

like

what did cos(X) say to 1?

get on top of me and we can have sec(X)

[IlikemathandBeatles]

Math rocks!

[smallgingerskater]

@mycatsarefreakincute I love you too, youtube stranger!!! :)

So Einstein, Newton and Pascal are playing hide and seek. It's Einstein's turn to count, so he starts, "1, 2, 3..."

Pascal immediatelt runs a mile, but newton stands where he is and draws a square round his feet on the floor. Einstein finishes counting and says, "Ahh, Newton, I have found you!", to which Newton replies,

"Nope. One Newton per metre square; you've found Pascal."

[mycatsarefreakincute]

@smallgingerskater That is amazing.

I love you

[yomama673]

Two cats are sitting on a roof which one falls off?

The one with the smallest mu.

[karanrlz]

why did the tree fall down?

because the discriminant was less than 0 (no real roots)

[MegaKlittle]

i know binary 

[Luwiigi]

A mother had two sons, e to the x and e to the y, she couldnt differentiate between them!

[smallgingerskater]

An infinite number of mathematicians are sitting in a bar. The barman takes the first mathematician's order,

The first mathematician says, "I'll have a beer."

The second says, "I'll have half"

The third says, "I'll have a quarter"

The fourth says, "I'll have an eighth"

The barman then cuts in front of the fifth mathematician, pours two beers and says, "Screw you lot."

[FreeInquisition]

@xkg47

Yeah but it's just the fact of it being a nerdy way of getting there. If you have that integral printed on a T-shirt or something. I dunno!

[xkg47]

@FreeInquisition i get that...but i don't get the integral part...it doesn't have anything to do with the joke...i could just say 3x23....haha 69!